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Katy Bee: *sneezes* Scar: Gesundheit. Katy Bee: Mrow Pearl: . . . Did you just "gesundheit" your cat? And she responded? Scar: Well, yeah. She has manners. [Later] Scar: *sneezes* Katy Bee: Mew! Scar: Aw, thank you, baby girl! Pearl: . . . Did your cat just "gesundheit" you? Scar: She has impeccable manners!
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Gwen: Nurf, my favorite child...
Harrison: Excuse me?
Gwen: Well, he's sitting next to the wine.
Phone Guy: Hey, what do you do for fun?
Mike: I don’t get paid enough for “fun”.
Durza: When I am having trouble with something I like to sing the song of my people to calm me down
Durza: *collapses on the floor and starts screaming*
Xisuma: All right, we've got a fire drill today. Some of you will be normal players, and some of you will be playing admins.
Pearl: Can I be someone's unmarked service animal?
Grian: Can I be the fire?
Xisuma: No, we only have ten minutes for this . . .
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Gem: I really wish I could have chickens, but there are eagles in my area. I don't want to wake up and find that one of them got hungry and stole a chicken right out of the pen.
Doc: An eagle? An EAGLE does this?!
Gem: Yes . . . ?
Doc: How does an eagle steal a chicken?!
Gem: I mean, they're predators, they fly down and kill the chickens and then fly off with them.
Doc: THEY FLY—wait, hang on. Oh . . . Oh, I get it now.
Gem, confused: ?
Doc, sheepish: . . . In German, "ein igel" is a hedgehog.
Gem: You thought my hypothetical chickens were being hunted by HEDGEHOGS?!
[Cookout]
Etho, "grilling": Medium-well, three more minutes.
Joel: You said that fifteen minutes ago.
Etho: This grill runs cold. It's a precision thing.
Cleo, pointing at their chicken skewer on the grill: I'm pretty sure that chicken's still clucking.
Etho, ignoring Cleo: *attempts to flip a burger patty and accidentally drops it down between the grill grates*
Everyone:
Etho: That was a decoy patty.
Cub: That burger died for your grilling sins. Let's honor its sacrifice by ordering takeout.
Gem, sick with a cold: *cuddling Katy Bee*
Scar, fake pouting: Aw, I wanted to cuddle with Katy Bee . . .
Gem: Oh, she will, once she's ready to spread my disease.
Scar: Oh, my gosh, you've turned her into a vector!
Gem, cooing to Katy Bee: What an eager vector! Are you a willing participant in germ warfare? Yes, you are! Who's the cutest little bioweapon?
Scar: STAY AWAY FROM ME!
