Weiss, DM: Okay... So *rolls dice* You wake up, surrounded by ogres-
Yang, Wizard: Wait, how did they sneak up on us? I thought Mordenkainen's Faithful Watchdog would alert us to any danger!
Weiss: Well, you didn't cast it.
Yang: What? Sure I did!
Blake, Barbarian: Here we go again. You guys want anything from the fridge?
Ruby, Paladin: I could do with another soda!
Weiss: No, actually, you did not.
Blake: ... I'll just bring a soda for all of us.
Yang: Yes I did!
Weiss: No you did not! You didn't actually say you were casting the spell, so now there's Ogres! Okay!?
Sun, Bard: *from the kitchen* Ogres!? Cool! I got a sword with +9 against ogres!
Weiss: *yelling* Yes, well, you're not there! You're in town, getting drunk and hitting on Neptune's character!
Sun: Oh yeah! Roll the dice to see if I successfully manage to seduce him!
Weiss: Wh-! Fine! *rolls the dice* Yeah, you succeed!
Neptune, Ranger: Don't I get a say in all this?
Weiss: Shut up! You and Sun are nowhere near the action, you're in town getting drunk and sleeping together or something! Can we please focus on the ogres now??
