My Incorrect Academia

[Floaty :)] Hey there, Midoriya~ What are you up to? :)

[One4All] Oh, hey Ochaco. Just studying for our upcoming exams. Why do you ask?

[Floaty :)] No reason~ I was just thinking about how cute you are when you're nervous. ¬‿¬

[One4All] O-oh, I'm not nervous!

[ManlyMan] hey whats going on

[pika-pi!] yeah, why is midoriya blushing?

[♡ ᴘɪɴᴋʏ ♡] ooh, did ochaco finally confess her love to him? 💖💖💖

[kerokero] No way, Midoriya is way too dense to notice someone liking him. kero

[One4All] Hey, I heard that!

[luvfrommusutafu] what's everyone talking about?

[TenyaIida] Yes, please fill us in.

[icyhot] did someone say something about midoriya being dense?

[TheThinker] Wait, what's going on?

[ucantseeme] guys, i can't find my phone, has anyone seen it???

[LordExplosionMurder] Why is everyone spamming the chat?

[dudewithatail] Oh, is this a party? I'm in!

[the_whisperer] 𝗜 𝗱𝗼𝗻'𝘁 𝗸𝗻𝗼𝘄 𝘄𝗵𝗮𝘁'𝘀 𝗵𝗮𝗽𝗽𝗲𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴, 𝗯𝘂𝘁 𝗜'𝗹𝗹 𝗷𝗼𝗶𝗻 𝘁𝗼𝗼.

[SugarBrained] Hey, did I miss something?

[JapaneseSpiderman] I just got back from patrol. What's going on?

[LeAmazing] ✨Oh, is this a group chat? Can I join too? ✨

[perv_in_purple] did i hear someone talking about midoriya and ochaco?

[Floaty :)] This was not the kind of attention I wanted. >n>

[One4All] Can we please talk about something else?

[ManlyMan] nah lets keep teasing him its too much fun

[pika-pi!] yeah, i wanna see how red he can get!

[♡ ᴘɪɴᴋʏ ♡] don't worry, midoriya. we're just having some harmless fun. 💖💖💖

[kerokero] Yeah, don't take it so seriously. kero

[the_whisperer] 𝗠𝗮𝘆𝗯𝗲 𝘄𝗲 𝘀𝗵𝗼𝘂𝗹𝗱 𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗻𝗴𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘀𝘂𝗯𝗷𝗲𝗰𝘁 𝗯𝗲𝗳𝗼𝗿𝗲 𝗠𝗶𝗱𝗼𝗿𝗶𝘆𝗮 𝗵𝗮𝘀 𝗮 𝗵𝗲𝗮𝗿𝘁 𝗮𝘁𝘁𝗮𝗰𝗸.

[pika-pi!] bakugou, don't tell anyone, but i may have wet the bed last night.

[LordExplosionMurder] You're talking in the group chat, Pikachu. All three of us can see that message.

[ManlyMan] 😂😂😂

[TheTapeMan] oh man, Denki, what happened?

[♡ ᴘɪɴᴋʏ ♡] aw, don't worry denki, accidents happen!

[kerokero] Yeah, it's no big deal. kero

[LordExplosionMurder] Speak for yourself, Kermit. I know you wet the bed when you were 15.

[kerokero] insert Navy Seals copypasta here

[pika-pi!] i don't even know, i just woke up and it happened.

[ManlyMan] hey it happens to the best of us.

[TheTapeMan] yeah, don't sweat it dude.

[ucantseeme] guys!!! you're not gonna believe what I can do now!!!

[TenyaIida] What is it, Toru? Please calm down and explain.

[TheThinker] Did you finally master your Quirk, Toru?

[ucantseeme] yes, i did!!! check out this pic I took earlier!!!

[ucantseeme] has attached a picture (credit to original creator)

[TheThinker] Toru, is that really you? You're so pretty!

[TheTapeMan] whoa, you've been hiding that under your invisibility this whole time?

[LordExplosionMurder] I didn't think anyone at this school could surprise me anymore, but damn, that's impressive.

[ManlyMan] thats awesome toru im so happy for you

[One4All] Alright, right here right now, which is the worst Halloween candy?

[LordExplosionMurder] Hmm… Gotta say, that's a tough one.

[LordExplosionMurder] Just know, if ANY ONE OF YOU says Hot Tamales or Warheads, I WILL be fucking throwing hands.

[Floaty :)] I don't really like candy corn… >m<

[icyhot] agreed, candy corn is the worst.

[One4All] I don't mind candy corn, but I gotta say, those honey bars with almonds in are disgusting.

[LordExplosionMurder] You mean Bit-O-Honey? Yeah, they suck. Pieces of fucking American trash.

[Floaty :)] What about those generic hard candies that come in the black and orange wrappers?

[icyhot] oh yeah, those are terrible. they always taste stale.

[LordExplosionMurder] My mom used to give those out because they were cheap. I can still taste the disappointment.

[One4All] What about those little cardboard boxes of Dots? They always get stuck in your teeth.

[icyhot] dots are definitely up there on the list of worst candies.

[Floaty :)] What about Good & Plenty? Who actually likes those? OnO

[LordExplosionMurder] Yeah, that's a good one. Good & Plenty is just licorice-flavored disappointment in a box.

[One4All] Alright, so we all agree that candy corn, Bit-O-Honey, generic hard candies, Dots, and Good & Plenty are all the worst. Did I miss any?

[icyhot] no, i think that covers it.

[LordExplosionMurder] Yeah, pretty much. Can we talk about the good candy now? I'm getting depressed thinking about all these shitty ones.

[Floaty :)] Yes, let's talk about the good candy! :) What's everyone's favorite?

[One4All] Hmm, that's tough. I think I gotta go with Reese's.

[icyhot] oh yeah, those are definitely up there for me too.

[LordExplosionMurder] I don't know, I feel like everyone always says Reese's. I gotta give a shoutout to Snickers.

[ManlyMan] hell yeah snickers is the way to go

[LordExplosionMurder] Kirishima, when did you get here?

[pika-pi!] i like skittles! 🌈🍬

[♡ ᴘɪɴᴋʏ ♡] same here, skittles are my fave! 🙌🏼

[kerokero] I'm going to have to go with Twix. kero

[luvfrommusutafu] I'm surprised no one has said Kit-Kat yet.

[TenyaIida] I think it's important to remember that Halloween is about moderation and not overindulging in candy.

[LordExplosionMurder] Alright, Mr. Responsible. We'll all make sure to only eat one piece of candy at a time.

[LordExplosionMurder] Wow. I just went for a walk and the supermarket two blocks down from me is selling popsicles at the speed of goddamn light.

[♡ ᴘɪɴᴋʏ ♡] ooooo popsicles! 🍧🍭

[ManlyMan] what kind of popsicles we talkin bout here bro 🤔

[pika-pi!] I hope they have the sour cherry flavor!

[LordExplosionMurder] They got all kinds, even some weird-ass flavors like that cucumber-mint or some shit.

[ManlyMan] cucumber-mint?? what kind of monster would make that 🤢

[♡ ᴘɪɴᴋʏ ♡] i think it sounds refreshing! 😋

[pika-pi!] i wanna try it!!

[ManlyMan] you guys are crazy i'm stickin wit the classics like orange or grape 😎

[♡ ᴘɪɴᴋʏ ♡] i like mixing flavors! 🤗 have you ever tried strawberry-lemonade? it's to die for! 🍓🍋

[LordExplosionMurder] Can't say I have, but I'm not really into sweet stuff. You guys have fun with your popsicles.

[pika-pi!] aw, come on bakugou! live a little! 😜

[ManlyMan] yeah man dont be such a grump 😤

[♡ ᴘɪɴᴋʏ ♡] we could get you a spicy one! 🔥

[LordExplosionMurder] …I'll pass.