Aug 12, 2017
My friend just got an anonymous messenger app with me and she's so popular and I'm such a jealous ass 😂
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My friend just got an anonymous messenger app with me and she's so popular and I'm such a jealous ass 😂
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Sister: I want a gay beekeeping anime
Friend: one has a bee fear and starts beekeeping to get over it
Sister: and they're gay
Friend: Bee Movie 2
Sister: it's not gay it's BEEstiality
Fact based off these words: regurgitation, validity, dildo, and cult
oki, first off, thanks anon! (aka, totally not an anon because only one person would send me this)
1: Regurgitation, reminds me of birdies, and one time I stumbled upon some of my family members playing tennis with some baby birds (and yes, I was scarred for life)
2: Validity, ADHD is a valid excuse for having a hard time in school. People say it isn’t, and some don’t even believe it exists, but it does, and it’s ruining my life rn lol
3. Dildo, fun fact, I recently got to view my very first dildo sword fighting on campus in front of this crazy..
4. ..CULT!! They weren’t a cult exactly, but they were some extremist baptists and they went down the line of talking about “Sowhority” girls and how being gay is wrong and how porn will send you to hell. Also, sports. And leggings. And cartoons. Basically anything fun.
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helloo :-) ur one of the few part humor/life part kpop blogs i follow haha<3 which is nice cuz i dont want my whole dash to be all kpop . the panda on ur blog is cute<3 love ur blog! :-)
*phone rings*
Me: Hello?
Sister: Sistor, please come help me.
Me: Aren't you in your room across the hall?
Sister: Yes, please come help me right now.
Me: Okay, what is it?
Sister: There is a bug, and I am naked and vulnerable.
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I just realized I'm in the back of your icon making a weird face
exactly the reason why it's one of my favorite pictures
look closely everybody
My sister: "isn't cantaloupe an animal too?"
Me: "that's an antelope."
Me: Have you cleaned your room yet?
Sister: I'll do it later.
Me: You said that earlier.
*Mom gets home*
Sister: I just had fear strike me in the heart.