#souda

im so ikesou pilled someone save me

HOW IS NOT EVERYONE FROM TETRO (blue specifically) NOT FREAKING WERIDOS LIKE THEY WERE ALL 14 (13 in hirose's case) IN 2020 LIKE WHY AREN'T THEY YAPPING ABOUT THEIR CHILDHOOD CRUSHES AND THE BITE OF 87 LIKE IM CONFUSED (yaitabashi and denden 100% listened to fnaf video essays and theroys and both tried to explain it to ikeda and tei but they are both so freaking confused)

no worries!! feel free to make as many requests as you want! :) the more, the better... 🤭 i HEAVILY fw this prompt and threw in some interactions between them as they came to me because I thought they were fun

KAZUICHI, LEON x ultimate badass! reader (poly) dating headcanons

why do you do this to yourself. like, seriously.

okay I'll get serious now...

shiiitttt.... it's baffling that no one has ended up dead

obviously, there's a lot of fights between these two. especially over you.

it's gotten to the point where there's a schedule for who gets you and when

endless yampering of them going back and forth just pestering each other, but you come along and they've both shut up. for the most part. there's still some mumbled comments that usually start fights back up.

"[under breath] that's why you have a goatee." "THE FUCK D'YOU SAY TO ME?!" "SHUT THE FUCK UP" "...."

on the very rare occasion that they aren't about to stab each other, they can get along surprisingly well. like it's creepy. like mondo and taka kind of switch-up.

i mean, they have at least one thing in common. they can agree you're goon worthy.

leon can get really annoyed once kazuichi salivating over you loses it's fun. which happens very quickly.

[morning] "you look like you died and went to hell" "🖕"

neither of them can take anything seriously, but your relationship is the one exception

after a couple weeks, maybe months, maybe a year if you've made it that far with these two, they'll start making a genuine effort to try and get along better for your sake

and so that you don't wring their neck