#sorryfriend

Friend: Finally seeing (girlfriend) tonight (after a week of fighting)

Me: Yesss! What are you two doing? just coming over or getting a drink or?

Friend: Dinner at my place

Me: oh that should be nice

Friend:Yeah I hope so. I haven't seen her in like a week so I'm pretty anxious

Me: Just you know, be yourself, but not the yourself that fought with her, be like, a better yourself, that isn't you, so maybe don't be yourself, but don't be weird either, be natural, be your natural self, but not like naked, don't get naked, unless she's naked then go for it, but like don't open the door with nothing but an apron, unless shed be into that, like some weird kitchen fantasy, with like flour, even though dinner doesn't typically include flour, maybe you're baking a cake, yeah, so theres frosting too, okay I guess it could be sexy, bake her a cake.