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“Why aren’t you eating the cake you picked, you filthy rag...”

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W H Y DID I MAKE T H I S?
Lance: ur mom gay
Keith:
Krolia:
Lance:
Keith: no u
if your taking prompts/ head canons still (I have no idea what this is called sorry!) but Jeremy is trying to get Jean more comfortable around the Trojans but Jean just isn't having Jeremy's nice guy "act" (that's what Jean thinks it is)
•Jeremy is just constantly doing nice things for Jean•really, he does nice things for everyone•but specifically Jean (hmm wonder why)•(Laila says it's because he wants Jean to feel like he's part of the team. Alvarez says it's because he wants a piece of that. They're both right.)•it's just in Jeremy's nature to be really nice to people tho•so he starts doing little things•giving Jean his jacket •(trying to) take him shopping•buying him little gifts (especially food. i imagine Jean is similar to Kevin in his strict diet and everything)•then he starts being a Good Chivalrous Boyfriend ™ and opens doors and pulls out chairs (they aren't even dating. wow)•and Jean, poor Jean•is 100% not used to people being nice to him•so he thinks this is some kind of trap or trick •he's very upset when he convinces himself of that because he likes Jeremy and wants them to be nice to each other (poor small child can't handle feelings)•then one day they're at a fast food place and Jeremy tries to pay and Jean just kinds loses it•he's like "why are you being so nice to me? what are you trying to do?" •Jeremy quickly pays and guides them out of the restaurant•they then have a heart to heart on a curb in front of a McDonalds •Jeremy confesses his Feelings and Jean is like ??? but also has Feelings•honestly idk man they talk and understand each other better and share some fries and a milkshake and kiss a few times •Somewhere miles away, Kevin Day is crying because 1) two exy players are eating fries DO YOU KNOW HOW BAD THOSE ARE FOR YOU?! and 2) Jeremy Knox isn't single anymore and 75% of Kevin's fantasies (that don't involve exy) can't come true.
Ok so we already talked about Seijou!Hinata and Hinata transferring to Seijou but what about Seijou!Hinata transferring to Karasuno? Imagine all the possible angst
like Oikawa has the biggest crush on Hinata but hasn’t had the courage to confess to him yet
he is constantly worried that Hinata might like Kageyama since they got really close as friends and Hinata actually talks a lot about how cool Kageyama’s tosses are
but Oikawa doesn’t say anything since the redhead sounds really happy whenever he talks about Karasuno
so the Setter slowly begins to feel like he is not worth Hinata’s time anymore and gets distant
Hinata thinks Oikawa is just busy until the brunet stops replying to his texts (they actually text and call each other a lot)
after some time he gets a call from Iwaizumi asking him for help to stop the Setter from overworking himself (not even Iwa’s punches could stop him which is scary...)
so when Iwaizumi and Hinata arrive at the Aobajousai gym Oikawa doesn’t even pay attention to them until Hinata calls out to him
Iwaizumi immediately leaves the gym because oh boy he can literally feel the tension
there’s a lot of yelling involved until Oikawa confesses out of frustration
when Hinata starts to tear up and apologizes Oikawa panics and starts to apologize too
‘i didn’t want to yell at you please Hinata i’m so sorry’
but then Hinata steps forward and hugs him
‘i like you too you idiot’
now they were both crying and holding onto each other tight

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.... .m.. more tododeku headcanons please? your other hcs have killed me, but in the best way. could you maybe do some from deku's side? like his thoughts on todo changing from early high school to late high school to after high school and moving in together?
OH ANON, I COULD DO THIS FOR DAYS NO NEED TO BE SHY ! <3 Let’s hear it for everyone’s favourite little green bean for his anime debut. (ALSO LIKE SUPER SORRY IN ADVANCE I REALIZ THROUGH ALL THESE HC POSTS THAT I SWITCH BETWEEN MIDORIYA/DEKU AND TODOROKI/SHOUTO SORRY SORRY ;;; )
EDIT: hhhhhohmy god this ended up SO long i’M SORRY;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
Ok to be fair I write about Todoroki’s side more because he’smuch more straightforward than Deku.
Hear me out, hear me out. Deku can be forward, but in termsof things like relationships, he’s awfully shy. After all, his entire schoolcareer he’s been the butt of Kacchan’s jokes – that doesn’t exactly impressanyone, or win them over to date him.
Lbr, Ochako is his first real crush. She’s sweet and cuteand fun and one of his best friends, how could he not? (And meanwhile, Todorokinotices these things from a comfortable pace away.)
Because, after all, in first year Todoroki is something of awonder. Of course, they’re close friends too and comrades, but Todoroki hasliterally been born and bred into the role of a hero, where Deku’s stilllearning to fumble with his quirk. In that sense, he’s really too busy admiringhis good friend to really think about him romantically.
Second year changes things a little. Deku’s worked past his firstcrush, because Ochako is someone he can confide in, and a good friend. And evenif he was mesmerized by a girl (that wasn’t his mom) taking interest in him forthe first time in his life, he loves their friendship more than anything.
And towards that, Ochako’s the one who asks him, “What doyou think about Todoroki-kun?”
Deku has all these praises ready on his tongue and yetsomething stops him. Todoroki is one of his closest friends, but there’ssomething that separates him from the rest. What is it?
Ever-studious, he takes notes on Todoroki as dedicatedly ashe would any other hero or hero-in-the-making. But these notes become morepersonal- The way Todoroki relaxes his shoulders when he’s on his own, or makesa point of walking on peoples’ left side, how he blows his fringe u when itgets too long, how he has the same thing for lunch every damn day and nevergets tired of it.
It doesn’t take long for Deku to realize that these notesare not only highly unprofessional, but flowery and borderline stalker-like.(He’s not doing any more than the usual hanging out and observing in classthough! Promise!)
Todoroki is analytical like he is too, even more so really.It actually makes Deku a little paranoid for reasons he can’t quite name beyond‘I hope Todoroki-kun doesn’t see these stupid notes and think I’m creepy.’
Third year and grad come far too fast. Todoroki’s alwaysbeen one of the most mature (and immature, if his off-kilter sense of humour isany indication) but Deku’s starting to feel like he can’t catch up. They’renear-matched in quirk and battle skill now, but there’s still somethingunreachable about Todoroki.
And, Deku realizes, he’s unreachable because of a barrierTodoroki’s erected around himself.
And with a swell of feelings that makes his chest feel likeit’s about to burst, Deku also realizes that he wants to be the person Todorokidoesn’t have barriers with.
Which is… wonderful, fantastic, realizing his feelings, butwhat does he do?! The mild panic inhis system that’s now hyper-aware of Todoroki (Tall, sharp-jawed, cool-toned,handsome Todoroki goddamn) seems tobe going haywire and he just doesn’t know what to do. He knows Todoroki sensesat least some kind of shift in him, since a small rift seems to divide them.They don’t hang out as much anymore, not until Todoroki suggests livingtogether in their young adulthood.
The idea terrifies him so what does he do? Blurts out a “YESOF COURSE! I’D LOVE TO!”
ALRIGHT CONFESSION TIME I actually !! have no idea how they’dget together!! It would probably be an accident !!
The point being, they’re both just so tired of bogging downthese feelings that honesty is just so refreshing, no matter what the outcome.Deku probably blurts it first without thinking, as I’ve mentioned before.
Dorky cuteness ensues. Also these two are such an awks vigincouple I love it so much?
Talk to me about Todoroki looking up dating advice on theinternet and cosmopolitan
Deku meticulously merging notes on how to ask someone out bystudying J-dramas and whatever girly manga he can borrow of Yaomomo
WHAT NNNNNNNNNNNERDS
NEEEEERDS IN LOVE
hi i just wanted to get this garbage out of my brain bc i can't stop thinking about it and its making me feel like shit and i thought hey maybe if i get if off my chest I’ll stop thinking about it so here it goes ok on christmas eve i was at my grandma’s house and a bunch of my extended family was there and my family is italian and we live in canada where french is our official second language and somehow the topic of conversation was french and my uncle kept bad mouthing french and saying how its stupid that french is our second language and how italian should be our second language which makes literally no sense at all and he kept talking about how he works in downtown toronto and has never had to speak to anyone in French before and how its pointless for students to have to learn it in school and all of my cousins were like yeah!! fuck french!! bc theyre all terrible at all things academic and most of them almost failed french and then I'm sitting in the corner like ha haha h a haha ahhaha ha french totally isn't my best subject and i totally don't want to major in it in uni next year and possibly become a french teacher ha haahahha h a hah a ha bc that would just be stupid :)))))))) aND IVE NEVER FELT SO STUPID IN MY ENTIRE LIFE YIKES
headcanon: monsters in the underground all drink an energy drink called HUMAN