#sorry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A SMUGGLING CREW, FENCERS, ENEMIES, AND UNDERGROUND CONTACTS for my smuggling captain, Hamish Grey, career criminal and former con-artist, he turned to smuggling because it seemed like a more “honest” living. Kind of a handsome grump, he grew up in the sketchier side of Europolis and pretty much took to lying, cheating, and stealing out of school. He made enemies with a dangerous pirate after stealing a ship and worked off his debt about eight years ago. Hamish pretends that he doesn’t burn a lot of bridges, but lbr he does.

R3V0 SOLDIERS AND SPIES for my delightful R3V0 council member and former pirate queen, Anthea Carne. This one is a little more flexible in terms of roles and responsibilities. She’s a pretty hardcore extremist when it comes to R3V0 tactics and after being ousted a la Eleanor Guthrie, she needs to cultivate a small army of loyal followers within R3V0’s core. Bonus points if you give her a younger boy toy ok.

CUSTOMERS AND INFORMANTS for my Mars saloon proprietress and information broker, Alix Barbosa. Questionably a merry murderess of her first husband and all around enterprising creature, formerly a prostitute who sang pretty songs for credits and a feather bed. Has turned her eyes to the stars now.

AN OBI-WAN adult figure for my pod-racing engineer, Paloma Zabinski. Probably R3V0 affiliated and checked up on her once and awhile while she was growing up and ensured that she didn’t die on Mars.

PERSONAL CONFIDANTE AND SECURITY for poor little rich girl, Bell Weatherly. She’s lived a life that was controversially public because of her position and rarely allows her personal anxieties to be made obvious. Someone to see the cracks in the foundation, to act as sage counsel, and to make sure that she or her son don’t hurt themselves would be great. Potentially a recent addition to the staff, with the threat of R3V0 on the rise.  

FATHER TO A PRECOCIOUS FOUR YEAR OLD for Bell Weatherly. Not necessarily a relationship that was ever serious in the romantic sense, I just enjoy extremely uncomfortable conversations. Another person somewhat privy to her messy life. Someone else to find Milo devastatingly cute and maybe recognize some self-destructive tendencies in Bell. Potentially exploitative. Who knows.

PERSONAL ASSISTANT AND PROBABLE CONFIDANTE for my newly minted production company helmsman, Robin Pevensie. He’s a grown person and relatively fiercely independent but probably needs someone to mind him from time to time. Certified Magatama Rotten Prince but typically keeps that on the down-low as much as possible these days now that he’s older. Definitely privy to the messiness of his life and probably knows a lot more about him than she/he lets on. A surprisingly trusting relationship maybe?? WHO KNOWs.

A CREATOR for Dolores Abernathy wannabe Ruby Watts. Probably a little older, definitely gave her a posher name before he wiped her memory and trashed her. Potentially stole something of value from WATI. Not necessarily a great dude. The Dr. Frankenstein to her Monster.

totally not an excuse to draw Rook smitten despite him not having a romantic interest yet

you know that post going around of Never Gonna Give You Up at 8kbps that makes it sound like you're hearing it as someone is kicking your teeth in outside some skeevy 80s night club in a back alley?

i literally have noone to talk too, and I'm so suicidial?? i haven't felt like this in ages and i'm so pissed off with myself but i feel like i'm relapsing and i can't stop it. can someone text me 07947916176