Rule #1: Always post the rules.

Rule #2: Answer the questions the person who tagged you asked and write 11 new ones.

Rule #3: Tag 11 new people and link them to the post.

Rule #4: Let them know you’ve tagged them.

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1. what would you do if you woke up and you found yourself in a sleeping bag filled with honey on a cliff surrounded by bears?

omg okay well first i would cry a lot and then i would slowly walk forward and place the honey a little closer to them and then slowly back away :s

2.what are your thoughts on pastafarians?

lol i had to google this and idek what to think... i can't really tell if this is a joke or not??? 

3. how would you make the perfect piece of toast? Please explain in steps.

well first i would get white bread (because white bread > everything else). then i would set my toaster to 4 so it's kinda toasty but not too toasty. then i would put some margarine on it and then yeah.

4. What type of government would you utilize if you were in control of the world?

woah so srs lol

5. why was the last question so serious? wtf?

LOL ohh christi...

6. Do you like pancakes? think carefully about your answer.

*thinks carefully* hm no, i don't just like them, i love them lol

7. margarine or butter?

hmmm that's a tough one... i guess margarine because it's a little healthier right? idk i always use margarine

8. can you believe its not butter?

i can't believe it's not butter!

9. chickens or kitchens?

that's a difficult question because you can eat chickens but then make food in the kitchen.... can i pass this question lol

10. chesesticks and pudding?

separately, yes. together, no.

11. A man throws a waffle at a girl’s face at a velocity of 2.8 m/s from 150 m above sea level. Why? Your rating on a scale from 1-10? Who was the man? Who was the girl?