#sonsoftheenemy

Dear Lordy Thank you for giving me such shitty luck that boys want nothing to do with me, Thank you for making me ugly and giving me a horrendous personality Also praise and protect the older actors and men in bands that discourage the few guys who even think im ok to ask me out bc they arent them and therefore i wont let them put it in my butt Oh and please make sure AHS: Circus is better than Coven because fuck Season 3 

The Essentials

Name: Chris

Nickname? Fishman, Neptune, Chris.

Location: ‘Murica

Age: 21

Height: 5’8”

Star sign: No frickin' clue

Zodiac sign: Libra

Any pets? Not at the moment

Favourite thing about yourself: My endurance doing most anything. I typically quit doing something (running, swimming, reading) out of boredom rather than fatigue.

 Worst habit: Procrastination

Fun fact: I have a double-veined bicep and can't sense temperature very well with my hands.

Identity, Sexuality & Personality

Gender identity: Male

Sexual orientation: Straight

"Kinsey Scale" score: I don't even know.

Relationship status: Single and ready for those post-Valentine’s day candy sales

Myers/Briggs type: Introvert something or other. Can't remember.

Hogwarts house: WHY ALL THESE THINGS I DONT KNOW

Misc: I get really introspective when left alone, or when criticized. I have to find some meaning behind why I do what I do.

 Routine

"Early Bird" or "Night Owl"? Both, really. I can get away without sleeping much.

Your morning routine:  Wake up, work out, brew coffee while in shower, eat, and off to kick ass for the day.

Bath or shower? Shower for efficiency and cleanliness, but after time out in the woods nothing beats a good soak. 

First thought in a morning: Do I need coffee today?

Last thought at night: If I woke up with wings, what the hell would I wear? It's too cold to fly shirtless

School/Work

Do you work or are you a student? Just a student right now.

Where do you work/study: AMERICA.

What do you do? Physical Therapy major in a professional degree program.

Do you enjoy it? It's bat shit insane but fun overall (once you get past the stress)

Where do you see yourself in 5 years? Practicing as a therapist, happily living somewhere not here.

10 years? With a family maybe? Or at least found someone to pester on a daily basis.

Your ideal job: Physical therapist with a specialization in aquatics therapy, working with really anyone motivated to get better. 

Habits (Do you…)

Drink? Used to quite a bit, scaled way back now. 

Smoke? Nope

Do Drugs? Caffeine

Exercise? Yup. Lots of different kinds. 

Have any hobbies? Write music lyrics, doodle, video games, read books.

Have a go-to comfort food? Stuffed shells and Cherry Coke.

Have a nervous habit? I start to do this thing with my fingers I used to do before races when I swam.

What is your favourite…

Physical quality (in yourself)? Well I kinda like how my serratus anterior muscle sticks out in my side

In others? If they really rock they way they look. Like make however they're shaped or how they look really work for them.

Mental/emotional quality (in yourself): I’m stubborn. 

In others? Friendly, but not afraid to tell you you're wrong.

Food: 

Drink: Arizona cherry lime rickey.

Animal: Alligators. They're frickin' adorable.

Artist/band/group: Green Day

Author/poet: I really quite like Gina Damico. 

Film: No clue. 

TV show:  Uhmmmm. I don't know.

Actor: Same as above.

Actress: Yeah...don't have one.

Blogger: I'm terrible at this. Haha

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