Another chunky Sunky, and a reversed version of the first edit I posted here, this one was for this year's international women's day lol

AW YES OT3 TIMES

who the fuck put the peeps in the microwave: ...Sonic. It was DEFINITELY Sonic. (and Sally lectures him for a straight hour before Amy goes in for the kill with her hammer)

who forgot to put the cat outside before sex: I actually just imagined Sonic sitting in the middle of the bed while Amy and Sally make eyes at one another and is just like OH HEY, THE CHAO NEEDS A WALK, BYE DUDES and zooms on out because NOPE NOPE NOT GETTING BETWEEN THEIR SEXY TIMES

who posts vines of the other doing embarrassing shit: Sonic excels at it thanks to his speed (so he can get quick shots of Sally gorging on peanut butter or Amy with her beauty mask on and dashes off before they can catch him), but Sally's the best at the smug, stealthy ones, especially when Sonic's singing his theme songs

who breaks the most phones: man Sonic is like the default answer to this, but NO PHONE CAN OUTLAST HIS SPEED-- Amy is a close second when she's mad, though |D;;;;

who dies first: insert FEMALE LOVE INTERESTS GET THE FRIDGE and either Sally or Amy die first, but considering Sonic's line of work/hobbies... it wouldn't be too surprising if he fell off a cliff or died heroically waaaaay before the other two ;3; though now I just imagined Sally falling from a huge height and everyone's like NOOOOO D8 and hold a funeral for her, and she just pops up from the casket all AGAIN??? FOR FUCKS' SAKE I'M NEVER SCALING BUILDINGS AFTER THIS

which one I could see as being lactose intolerant: hmmmmmm... maaaaaybe Sally? Amy loves her soft serve ice cream, and Sonic downs enough chili cheese dogs that being sensitive to dairy wouldn't fit either of them 8|a 

who thinks they can do something really well even though they can’t: Tie between Sonic and Amy, because Sonic's ego won't allow him to think he's bad at anything, and Amy overestimates herself a lot dsfjksd TAT Sally, in the meantime, just shakes her head at Sonic and gently advises Amy on how to improve for next time and wonders to herself why she's in a relationship with these two dweebs

who is more likely to get kicked out of the bed: SONIC, just because he probably sprawls out everywhere and his quills poke onto everyone (Amy's are more tamed compared to his) and snores like a beast, so Sal and Ames just migrate to another spot sob

*looks to the left, gulps*

*looks to the right, sweats*