Maybe writing kindergarten ship headcanons at 3am is not the best idea but..it’s definitely a fun..silly one..
Anyways this is really long..PREPARE YOURSELFS
Random kg ship headcanons
(Multiship!! + some of these are made in the context of them being adults lol)
RGBpoly:
Ron is a morning person while Ozzy prefers nighttime, Madison likes both morning and night but dislikes the In between
Ron has definitely woken up the other two with like blender noises or something, Ozzy hates it, madison sees it as a type of alarm clock
Ozzy likes playing video games during game night, Madison likes board games and Ron likes card games (specifically uno)
Ozzy has a love hate relationship with horror, Ron hates it and jumps at almost anything and Madison is a big horror fan (she definitely watches those “would you survive ___” videos)
Digitaldiary:
Penny’s ideal date is cute things like picnics, cafes and beaches, while Alice is a fan of carnivals, arcades..and cafes (literally just anything where she can get penny a prize lol)
Penny was at first worried about showing Alice her antique collection (mostly of dolls and tea sets) Alice is actually impressed by it!
They both play house when they have free time, Cindy claims that their version of house is boring because of how domestic it is
Every Saturday they make sure they have the time to watch a Disney movie together, they have snacks (penny usually has store bought cupcakes while Alice has ice cream) and when it’s winter they have hot chocolate!
Penny practically begged to let Alice decorate their house, Alice accepted and now their house is like a mini museum of antiques but also at the same time got a cosy grandma feel if that makes sense
They both made matching bracelets together!
Expensiveyoyo:
Jerome got Monty a dog for his birthday (specifically one of those big ones), her name is Crash (Monty wanted to call her cash but Jerome convinced him out of it because well..that a dumb name)
Monty loves Valentine’s Day, he usually tries to keep his schedule as empty as he can so he can spend it with Jerome, although if he can’t he still finds time to say or text cheesy things to Jerome
Jerome really likes arcade dates, it’s hard for him to convince Monty since he hates wasting money but when they do go Jerome always manages to win something for him (he also gets really cocky despite it taking him 15+ tries)
Most people just didn’t know they were dating, this is mostly due to the fact they both consider “bro” and “dude” as pet names
Jerome has attempted to teach Monty how to use a yoyo multiple times but hes so hopeless that Jerome has just given up
They both at random send each other voicemails about random things, they also never bring them up
Applecore:
Kidd does feel guilty about Monty’s legs despite it not really being his fault, this has led to him randomly saying sorry, monty is very confused
Monty once gifted Kidd a chocolate apple during Halloween time, Kidd isn’t a big fan of chocolate or sweets but he ate it anyways
Kidd likes smash bros (I’m pretty sure this is canon) while Monty is fan of Mario kart, they spend more time figuring out what game to play then actually playing
Monty usually saves the apple flavour sweets to give to Kidd after trick or treating (the apple flavour changes nothing but..it’s the thought that counts)
Skippingstones:
Davey practically begged Austin to let Linda be the flower girl at their wedding (Austin did cave and she got to be the flower girl!!)
Austin usually has to patch Davey up when he does stupid things, Austin thinks it’s romantic..sorta
Davey had like a weird phase of denial because he did not want to in love with his “knight”
Davey likes to bring Austin to lakes, rivers just anywhere with water, he’s also tried to get Austin into fishing (Austin isn’t the best but he wants to impress Davey + he thinks it’s actually kinda fun!)
Billindy:
Most romantic girl x aroace guy lmaooo
Billy once made a joke about how they couldn’t get married because he lost one of his ring fingers and Cindy was genuinely distraught
Cindy uses the most cheesy pet names known to man kind. Billy calls her C because he thinks it makes him sound cool (it doesn’t)
Cindy likes to style Billy’s hair a lot, when they spend time together shes most likely playing, braiding or brushing his hair
Billy loves gravity falls and made Cindy watch it with him. She actually enjoyed it
Lilnny:
They both made a playlist together (it was lily’s idea surprisingly)
Penny likes to celebrate lily’s successful missions with tea, shes even memorised exactly how Lily likes hers
Once Lily complained about the flower in her hair always drying out and dying. To solve this penny gifted her a flower hair clip, Lily has not gone back to actual flowers since
If lily is walking past a charity shop she will always take a look to see if there’s anything penny would like
Penny and Lily both visit each others animal crossing islands on the daily, they just spend hours running around each other in circles and also hitting each other with nets
Kugget:
Nugget confessed to Kidd using a love letter..unfortunately history repeated itself
Nugget really likes showing his love to Kidd, baking things, writing letters (he forgets Kidd still can’t read..),Nugget even gave him a corner in the nugget cave how nice!!
Kidd likes to lean on Nugget sometimes, theres no reason for this. It’s just nice to do
Kidd likes to save seats for Nugget, it’s a small gesture but it means a lot to nugget
