Aight chat, it's that time again
So I've been going through a massive EPIC phase that is not going away anytime soon and has progressively gotten worse ever since the Ithaca Saga came out (no it hasn't, one of the best obsessions yet)
So I'm here to talk about the obvious,
Odysseus and Mr. Jalapeño
As we all know, there is a fine difference between the two sometimes
-Killed 100 and something suitors in one night with a bow
-Sounded like an angry owl when a certain prophet prophesied shit
-Took 20 fucking years to get home and still forgot the milk for Telemachus' Lucky Charms
-Begrudgingly yeeted a baby off a wall
-Went apeshit on Poseidon (kinda deserved, get wrecked fish kebab lmao)
-He is the monster rawr rawr rawr
-Needs a fucking hug, like please, thank god Penelope gave him one at the end
*cough cough* Who said that last part??
Anyways, next we got Mr. Jalapeño, a.k.a. Jorge Rivera-Herrans, Jay, Jimbo Pimbo, Jorgito, Mr. summoner of the chihuahua washing machine, Jorgy Gorgy, and Jorgenborg Borgonbong.
-Has a terrifyingly great impression of Carl Weezer
-Was roommates with Hermes for a while (idk if he still is)
-Loves making the fandom cry by having Polites randomly come in during songs
-Is probably the reincarnated gen z version of Odysseus let's be fr
-Probably has a Holy Moly addiction from half the shit he does
-You either simp for him or you want him to adopt you, there is no in-between
I am one of the ones that wants him to adopt me and I am not ashamed to admit it