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Bede: Ms. Sonia, why do good people die young?
Sonia: When you’re in a garden full of flowers, which ones do you pick?
Bede: The ugly ones.
Sonia: Exact— wait, What? Why?
Bede: Because ugly bitches don’t belong in my garden.
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Link: You have a face.
Zelda: Of course I do.
Link: But like, a REALLY nice face.
Zelda: Uh, thanks?
Link: Sorry, this is just my first attempt at flirting.
Zelda: That's okay- WAIT WHAT?
King Rhoam: I love the champions and Zelda. They are precious and are little angels.
Revali and Link fighting: *SCREAMS*
Link: FOR THE LOVE OF HYLIA, I DIDN'T TAKE YOUR BOW!
Revali: YOU DID! I CAN LITERALLY SEE MY PIECE OF SCARF ON YOUR SHIELD.
Urbosa trying to calm them down: REVALI, LINK, BREAK IT UP.
Zelda crying her heart out at the springs: WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME?! *Cries*
Mipha, trying to support Zelda: Nothing's wrong princess. You're fine.
Daruk sitting in a corner eating pebbles: *NOM*
King Rhoam: ....My children. *Sniffles* they've grown so much.
Zelda: What was the one thing I told you not to do.
Link: Burn things.
Zelda: So, what did you do?
Link: I made tea.
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Zelda: Well???
Link: ...and burned the forests
Sonia: Leon’s late. again.
Hop: I woke him up at 8 and pretended it was 11
Raihan: I wrote a fake schedule saying we started at 9 instead of 12
Piers: I set his clock to PM instead of AM
Sonia: you all may have overdone it.
Leon, bursting through the door: WHAT YEAR IS IT?!
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Link: So what are all of your powers?
Mipha: I can heal other people.
Urbosa: I can summon lightning.
Zelda: I make good life decisions I guess.
Link: Actually that's not-
Daruk: Trust us, she's our most important member.
Zelda: "Knowledge" is knowing that tomatoes are fruits; "wisdom" is not putting it in fruit salad.
Urbosa: That was deep.
Link: "Philosophy" is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie.
Daruk: That was deeper.
Revali: "Common sense" is knowing ketchup isn't a damn smoothie, you nasties.
Daruk: What's a synonym for catastrophe?
Revali: Link.
