#some bonff

jack harkness is the funniest character on the planet simply due to the SHEER AMOUNT of times someone will turn up from The Past and he had a thing with them. its to the point where the surprising thing would be if he HADNT fucked them. like yeah ok yet ANOTHER one of Grandpa Slut's exes is here. Unsurprising

fuck you *unkills your gallifrey*

thinking about how jack spent 20 years in prison just to break the doctor out just because he heard a rumor that she was in there..... fuck

also, another thing: everything that ever happened to jack harkness was because of the doctor after the first 35 years. EVERYTHING. none of it have would happened if the doctor hadnt 1) invited jack to travel with them 2) stolen the tardis and ran away 3) met queen victoria in torchwood house and caused her to create an organization dedicated to hunting him down 4) helped open the rift with the gelth in cardiff 1869. THE DOCTOR WAS RESPONSIBLE FOR EVERYTHING THAT EVER HAPPENED TO JACK: HIS IMMORTALITY. TORCHWOOD. AND EVEN TORCHWOOD CARDIFF.

12's era is SO SO fucking underappreciated. 1. canonized ADHD doctor ("The Doctor's Meditation", 2015) 2. canonized time lord gender fluidity ("Dark Water", 2014; "Hell Bent", 2015; "World Enough and Time", 2017; etc) 3. raw ass anti capitalist statements like "The end point of capitalism. A bottom line where human life has no value at all" ("Oxygen", 2017) and "Human progress isn't measured by industry, it's measured by the value you place on a life. An unimportant life. A life without privilege" ("Thin Ice", 2017)

thinking about how. deeply at his core jack can never stop loving ever ever ever and how much endless love he has for anyone hes ever cared about. how jack can't ever stop forgiving everyone. the doctor abandons him and tells him so and runs away from him and tells him hes wrong and shouldnt exist. and jack waits nearly 150 years to find him again and he defends him from the futurekind and pulls him back from falling into the belly of the ship and breaks her out of prison and bails them out with the vortex manipulator and gets killed a billion times to save him and comes back again and again. gwen hits him owen hits him ianto hits him and much worse. and he forgives gwen. and he forgives owen. and he forgives ianto. the way he says "i missed you" to gwen at the beginning of immortal sins. the way the face of boe tells the doctor that he isnt alone.

no but re the doctor basically being like i have to fuck the master again in last of the time lords. imagine how much of a betrayal that was to jack. like. jack literally was abandoned by the doctor for no reason and then waited almost 150 years to find the doctor again. and then he bails the doctor out when the master steals his tardis (vortex manipulator) and THEN gets strung up for a whole year by this fucking GUY. and then the doctor hugs him and says its ok. and promises to bring him with him. and when he gets shot says theyre the last 2 left and sobs harder into his body than anything. as if jack isnt standing RIGHT THERE BEHIND HIM. like. COME ON