#sol-aranea

REPORT and BLOCK !

When I was in middle school I went to the arcade with my friends and saw a King of Fighters machine playing it’s little intro movie thingy, and it had the character Ash doing this pose and burning a KOF invitation with green fire and it was so cool and I hadn’t really seen anything like it. I said “Holy shit she looks so cute” and one of my friends laughed and went “UM, actually dipshit? Ash is a boy! You’re gay dude! Ha!” and I was just kinda like, hey! You’re totally right! And from that point on I was very sure and confident in my sexuality and also I sucked that friend’s dongle a few years later so now he’s inescapably gay too.

Get a pan, ramen noodles, coarsely ground black pepper(which I KNOW you have a fuckload of >:3c ), good Parmesan(not the Kraft powdery stuff), and minced garlic. In the pan, add a little oil and toss in plenty of pepper, and cook until fragrant. Add the garlic, cook for a little bit more, then add maybe about a cup or 3/4 of a cup of water depending on the size of your ramen noodle brick thing. Throw in half of the Parmesan and the noodles, and cook until the water is mostly reduced and the noodles are al dente, stirring frequently(this will take a bit of finesse, getting the right amount of noodle doneness and water reduced). Finally, add the rest of the cheese and mix, and if done right you have a fast one-pan take on Cacio e Pepe! If you’re willing to use a pot along with a pan, it’ll come out better if you separate the boiling of the noods and the toasting of the pepper, but sometimes you kinda just want to do it all in one pan, y’know?