#softnoblade

Anon, oh my lord, you are so smart

So I looked in depth at the character you were talking abt and I was like *insert surprise Pikachu face*

So our new anon friend compared Techno to Tatzu

GENIUS

Technoblade fits the house husband role perfectly

This man is committed

After going into retirement everything kinda fell into place

Yall had been married for about a year

But everything had been so hectic that it had been hard to spend time together

Life with him was perfect

He was the one that would cook and clean

Wearing an apron over his thick clothes

Or having a cute chefs hat over his crown

Of course, he had one of the cheesy aprons

"Kiss the Cook" or "Baby get some barbeque" were his favorites

Anytime he needed to babysit Micheal he would have that same look

He can actually be decent with children

He would sit down with you on the couch before

Wrapping an arm around your midsection

He would shift slightly

Then wham

Your face was covered in flour he was supposed to be baking with

That would lead to a war between the two of you

Throwing flour back and forth

It was full of laughter

Then Ranboo and Tubbo walked in

Then immediately left as the blood god almost ran into them

They didn't let him babysit for a while after that

He was also the one to clean up the mess after

He is a loveable teddybear

We stan anon for giving me this idea.