#soft boy...

Sleepy boy.

so these include drinking, i do not condone underage drinking, so this is a aged up version

drunk oikawa would forget that your his s/o so he'd be like "excuse me- i have a partner already- i know i am pretty but you canT objectify mE"

this is a snippit of a interaction ; oikawa, slurring: i have the most wonderful partner ever, they are so good to me-- wait...where are..

oikawa: [immediately starts looking for you and stumbling around like a baby giraffe and starts to get panicked thinking you left him alone]

oikawa: Babe? Baabe!? Oh no- I lost the babe... BABY I'M COMING DON'T GO ANYWHERE!

[when you "appear" in front of him he gets all teary eyed and its 100% real bc he got scared that you left]

oikawa: ohhhh my god...babee.. i thouygh...t you left with out mee... i was so scared somethin' had happened to you

get ready for koalikawa bc this guy will not let you leave his sight for a moment.

gotta go to the bathroom? he’s comin with

you need a second to breathe outside? he’s trailing you like a lost puppy

ZERO object permanence for this man

his argument to following you into the bathroom is a solid reason

“If you close the door I won’t be able to see you, and I don’t know where you’ve gone so I gotta join you or else you’ll disappear again!”

will whine and give you puppy eyes if its not convincing enough

if you let him in he’s just gonna sit on the floor and babble about conspiracy theories about how the lizard people who run the earth are making clones of celebrities and will put radios in trains and bus stops to listen and observe people.

if you don’t let him in the bathroom he’s gonna just be slumped outside the door looking at the ground like a kicked puppy

he is gonna be snuggling you on the couch while still in the “my favorite person is gonna disappear if i don’t be by their side 24/7″ mode

in the mornings after he’ll be slightly grouchy due to the hangover but will also remember how he was acting last night and will probably pout about how he was acting

confront him and he’ll open up about how his fear of abandonment kinda shown through and he could properly word out how he was thinking you left him because he wasn’t good enough anymore

POV: you won him over by being parent-y to shelldon and winning shelldon's love