lol the only thing I could think of at the moment. Um... How about... Have you ever fantasized about a guy right next to him and then suddenly believed he could read your mind?
I laugh only to keep from weeping.
Because I've done this way too many times for it to be normal.
I'll be getting the ~best~ thoughts and then all of the sudden I'm jut like "BUT WHAT IF HE CAN READ MY MIND OH NO OH NO THINK OF SOMETHING BORING. THE WEATHER! THINK OF THE WEATHER, IT'S SO NICE AND....SHIT WE'RE INDOORS NOW WHAT?"
All this despite the fact that I don't actually believe in telepathy or mind reading or anything of the sort.
It just happens because I really am that awkward.