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BROOKLYN, N.Y.--First of all, I would like to thank God and Al Haymon.Â
If they had only given us Daniel Garcia vs. Lamont Peterson but not Peter Quillin vs. Andy Lee, dayenu.Â
If they had only put the bouts on primetime television but not put them at the Barclays Center on a sunny spring afternoon, dayenu.
If they had put the card at the sunny Barclays but not given me those Calexico loaded nachos, dayenu.
You get the point. But I do have a bone to pick with God, Al, or whoever else was in charge of bout order on Saturday night.
Heather âThe Heatâ Hardy sold thirty-one thousand dollars worth of tickets to the event. She shilled faithfully for her promoter, appearing the week before her fight on Eyewitness News, CNBC, Hot 97, in The Wall Street Journal, the Village Voice, am New York, SI.com, and Yahoo Beauty, who asked what beauty products she carried with her at all times. (Vaseline and deodorant.)Â
Yet someone programmed her eight-round super bantamweight contest at 4:30 PM, a Siberian region of the undercard as far as possible from television and so early that most of her fans missed it.Â
True, the fight itself kind of sucked. Renata Domsodi was a 40-year-old Hungarian road warrior who had possibly taken the gig just for the free airfare. After three rounds of running away, Renata managed to absorb an accidental head butt, then bleed and whine until they ruled it a no-contest. Maybe womenâs boxing really is making progress if weâve got crappy European opponents just like the men, but if Heather Hardy is supposed to be âthe First Lady of Dibella Entertainment,â they should stop treating her like the intern.
I milled around for a while in the Barclay Centerâs torus-shaped corridor drinking more gin and missing Luis Collazoâs quick knockout win. When I checked back in, Prichard Colon was in the ring wearing a copper chainmail skirt with Puerto Rican flag waistband, red hot pants, and a white jock strap. There was a word across the skirtâs crotch that might have been âTIMEâ and a white shape below it that looked like a polar bear from the 100-level. Thatâs all I remember about his fight, but I will absolutely pay to see this guy again.
After that was some boring Ukrainian, so I broke for Calexico loaded nachos (dayenu) before settling back down to watch Peter Quillin and Andy Leeâs tense, high firepower battle.Â
This looked to be a blowout early for Quillan with knockdowns in the first and third, but Lee roared back, putting Kid Chocolate down in the seventh and closing well. It was ruled a split draw, which is always unsatisfying, but the whole night was kind of bittersweet. April is the cruelest month.Â
In the other half of the Premier Boxing Champions broadcast on NBC, Lamont Peterson made Danny Garcia miss a whole lot, but he didnât make him pay for real until after the eighth. The majority decision for Garcia was booed by the drunk guys behind me and, virtually, by Olympic gold medallist Claressa Shields, who tweeted that âDecisions like that hurt my heart.â
I was saving my heart for Tito Bracero.
By the time he came on it was almost midnight and I had been in the Barclays Center for over seven hours. My date had gone home, as had almost everyone else, but the streets of Sunset Park must have been eerily quiet because Titoâs whole neighborhood was here. They wore Puerto Rican flags and shirts that said âTeam Bracero,â and they yelled things in Spanglish at the few brave Dominicans who turned up for Felix Diaz.
I had been following Gabriel âTitoâ Bracero for several months leading up to the fight. For a while it had looked as though Tito would get a shot at Danny Garcia, but Garcia moved up in weight and fought Rod Salka instead.Â
Felix Diaz sounded dangerous to me. He was an undefeated southpaw, an Al Haymon guy who won a gold medal for the Dominican Republic at the Beijing Games. But everyone assured me he wasnât as good as he was supposed to be.
Besides, Tito had won fights he wasnât supposed to win before. He had boxed circles around Dmitri Salita. In his sole loss, he got up off the canvas to knock down Demarcus âChop Chopâ Corley.
âMy son is not a gym fighter,â said his father Quiro.Â
This is the highest praise he can give. Gym fighters wilt under pressure. If you are not a gym fighter, that means you have heart.
Tito stayed busy in the early rounds, as a man with only four knockouts in 24 fights must. Sunset Park screamed its approval as he spun Diaz, touching him with the jab, showing off his slick little tricks on the inside.Â
âI want him to have fun in there,â said Quiro, who works the bilingual corner with Titoâs head trainer Tommy Gallagher. âI say âBe happy. I want you happy.ââ
But at the end of the first, Diaz was the one who crouched low and swung his long arms side to side, clowning. My stomach sank. I sensed that the power in the ring had shifted, and it never went back.Â
In the second and third rounds, Diaz started to open up with the left hand. Tito landed a good hook in the fourth, but he was having trouble finding his distance. The fifth was filled with holding, and the sixth was bad.Â
Sunset Park watched their fighter backpedal now, a knee brace peeking out from below his trunks. Ever since Sergio Martinez vs. Miguel Cotto, the knee brace has seemed to me the kiss of death.Â
Diaz stabbed and danced, stabbed and danced. When he caught Tito with that left at the end of the eighth, Tito fell straight backward. He looked graceful even as he fell. He always looks graceful. He fell again in the ninth, got up, and fought to the end.
âIâve been to all Tito's fights,â said Orlando, who has womenâs names tattooed on his hands and did not stop cheering for his friend, not even after the final bell. âI boxed a lot of years ago, but I gave it up to the streets. When Tito fights, itâs like Iâm in the ring.â
His mother goes to all his fights, too. Tito calls her his road dog. She smuggled Chicken McNuggets into jail for him. She taught him the meaning of unconditional love.
When they called it for Diaz, she said, âItâs time to go home.âÂ
As expected, Demian Maia was able to out-grapple Ryan LaFlare before gassing out hard in the fifth round.Â
LaFlare was mounted in the first four rounds. In the fifth, Maia was so tired he resorted to laying on the ground a la his fight with Anderson Silva and eventually large John McCarthy deducted a point in the fifth, but it wasnât enough to change the decision since Maia clearly won the first four rounds. Maia needs to avoid five rounders in the future. He doesnât finish and he doesnât have cardio, even when heâs on top the whole time.Â
Josh Koscheck continued to look like he didnât want to be in the cage as he was guillotined by Erick Silva. Koscheck has now dropped five in a row, which is a lot, even for a guy who is taking fights on short notice.
In other fighters-who-obviously-need-to retire news, Shayna Baszlerâs pre-fight complaints about not getting enough respect turned out to unmerited as she went down after receiving a leg kick. Â
Gilbert Burns looked terrible, against late replacement Alex Oliveira, but was able to sink an armbar in the third to avoid the massive upset.
On the undercard, Drew Dober lost after not tapping at all and not being in any trouble. Word on Twitter was that the referee was the victor Leandro Silvaâs training partner. Not sure if thatâs the case, but these Brazilian athletic commissions are a joke. The judges are a joke, the drug testing is a joke, the refs are a joke. Â
Full results below, courtesy of Wikipedia: Â
Welterweight: Demian Maia def. Ryan LaFlare by Unanimous Decision (48-46, 48-46, 48-46) 55:00
When President Obama talks about the wage gap (the concept that men are paid more than women for equal work) I usually just try to ignore him, because he's a liar that pretends to be all chill, but in reality is spying on all of us. Â
So anyway, Barry puts the wage gap at 77% and because he's a big fucking liar he's using a number that's different than the Bureau of Labor Statistics, which goes with 81% or 86% depending on how you calculate it. To make things even more hilarious, the Bureau of Labor Statistics is in the Labor Department, which is part of the Executive Branch (for those of you not following me here, the BLS is a bunch of guys who ultimately answer to the President and whose job it is to calculate shit like this.)
So basically, there is a wage gap between the sexes that liberals say is gigantic and due to persistent discrimination and conservatives say it is due to women taking themselves out of the workforce to make babies or going into jobs that require less of the particularly remunerative specializations such as maths and sciences that men statistically excel at. This esteemed publication tries not to be political, so we're not going to tell you where our sympathies lie.
Like Barack Obama, UFC boss Dana White also is known spin the truth every now and again, most recently calling out the venerable MMA journalist Dave Meltzer for something that he did not say. Unlike Barack Obama, Dana White is not concerned with the wage gap whatsoever. Â
Manvel Gamburyan is a male fighter who is not currently ranked in the UFC's Top 15 (but you could argue could be included in the top 10) and had the first fight of the night at UFC 178, which was not even broadcast on the televised undercard. The only way to see it was on UFC Fightpass. How much would you say he was paid to show (what he would have made if he did not win)?
He made $25,000. Now I am barely scraping the bottom of the barrel with this blogging gig (and rightly so, I really don't work that much), but that doesn't seem to be a lot of money to train for a fight and get into a cage with a man trying to punch my face in. You know, he has to have a full training camp, travel to the fight with all his coaches, pay his coaches, pay Mike Dolce, etc. In the interest of transparency, Manny also made an additional $25,000 because he won.Â
On the other hand we have Cat Zingano, who is the best female fighter in the UFC other than Ronda Rousey (according to the UFC's rankings), who fought on the main card, that people paid around sixty bucks each to watch. How much do you think she made to show up? It must have been at least a little bit more than Manny Gamburyan, right? Nope. $9,000 to fight (another $9,000 to win). That's right. Not exactly five figures, but almost there. Â
So Cat Zingano, who was on the Pay Per View Card and is the second-best female fighter in the entire UFC got paid 36% of the amount that Manny Gamburyan made to fight on teh internets. Â But let's compare apples to apples. Dominick Cruz also fought on the Pay Per View card and is similarly ranked to Zingano. He got paid 50k to show up. He's a former champ, so there's that, but she's still only making 18% of what he is. Â
This is pretty common for sports, due to things like the laws of supply and demand and the invisible hand of the market and shit like that, which is why Carmelo Anthony makes more money than the entire WNBA roster. But there aren't a lot of other sports where men's and women's competitions are on the same show.
Also, it's sort of hard to argue that there's no demand to see Zingano fight, when the UFC is sticking her on the portion of the card that you have to pay for. You'd think the wage gap would be a little lower. Â
So there you go: MMA fighters aren't making money. But female fighters in particular are getting screwed.
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LAS VEGAS, Nev.âLast night during an epic run at the 2-5 No Limit game at the MGM Grand, I noticed the top chip on my green stack still read âMayweather Cotto 2012â. It felt apt.
The Strip had the feel of a Big Fight weekend last night, but just barely. Even the hundreds of women in skintight dresses snaking through the lobby in the absurd line for Hakkasan seemed like they were just going through the motions. On flights, at the weigh-in, and in the casinos, the crowd seemed dutiful, as if they were doing as they were told.
The energy that pulsed here last autumn during Mayweather-Alvarez is just not there. This fight and its result is a foregone conclusion, and most of us are just here to bear witness to a footnote to boxing history. Tonight could be one of the last moments where the worldâs eye will be trained on the Sweet Science.
Photo by Esther Lin for Showtime
Of the two men in the main event, Marcos Maidana has everything to gain and nothing to lose. He has an opportunity to shock the world, and etch his name in history the way Buster Douglas and Boise State have before. He is a formidable underdog, but it would be foolish to underestimate him.
Floyd Mayweather is foolish in many respects, but inside the ring, he is the sage of his pugilistic generation. There are many faults one can find with Floyd, chief among them his sordid relationship with domestic violence, but one cannot accuse him of taking his profession lightly.
I typically don't gamble when covering fights, but yesterday I couldnât lose. It was intoxicating. I sat there for hours, taking a break only for dinner, as again and again, the cards fell in my favor. Every call was right, almost every move the right one, even when ill-advised. I can only imagine what it must feel like to be Floyd Mayweather, all but unconquerable in your chosen craft.
Such is life for Mayweather: his supremacy is so absolute, he can do, say and demand things that no one else would, and end up coming out ahead nonetheless. "Money" Mayweather will get a piece everything sold this weekend with his name on it. A portion of every drink, T-shirt and Pay Per View buy will flow back into his pockets, to be spent on shoes, exotic cars, vacations for his sizable entourage, or at the sports book, as Mayweather is  fond of documenting on social media.
âIâm black so you know Iâm picking Mayweather,â exclaimed a boisterous and portly man from Connecticut seated at the table directly behind me.
That was pretty much the sentiment throughout the MGM Grand, where I saw many boxers but few of the celebrities that normally pack Mayweather fights. Iâm sure they will arrive tomorrow night, in time to be seen on the Pay Per View cameras and at the more exclusive after-parties, the ones not advertised on placards strewn across Las Vegas Blvd. Â
Few seem excited for the fight itself. The small but dogged contingent of Argentinean fans managed to look and sound the part, with their chants and flag-waving. But even they didnât seem too convinced of a result.
âChino Maidana! Exclaimed an eccentric and elderly Argentine named Miguel seated to my left. âBut he will have trouble I think.â
This rematch has been sold largely on the intrigue of the first fight, which saw Mayweather thoroughly out-worked by Maidana and cut for the first time in his storied career. It was one of Floydâs closest fights in recent years, and rougher than the Grand Rapids man would prefer. It was also scored a draw by Michael Pernick, a judge with a history of scoring big title fights differently than his colleagues.
Still, as Sarah recounted poetically, Mayweather solved Maidana over the later rounds, and I saw nothing to suggest that a rematch wouldnât be more of the same.
Yet here I am, like many fans, mostly because of what Mayweather has done in the past. He is unquestionably the top draw in boxing, and if a rematch with Maidana is the best of many less-than-scintillating options, then the fault is as much with the competition as with the champion.
Yes, Manny Pacquiao remains, but personally I donât think the result would be much different if the dynamic Filipino were in the ring against Floyd, and I still havenât given up hope that the fight will happen. Mayweather has promised us two more outings next year before he hangs up his gloves. Stopping Pacquiao in his coda would give him a chance to be rated alongside the true all-time greats.
Mayweather is the only boxer left that can command the worldâs attention. I have serious doubt that another will ever rise to the same profile, at least here in the U.S. The sportâs decline is well documented, and another golden age of heavyweights doesnât appear to be on the horizon. Boxing will always remain, but fewer and fewer will be paying attention.
Should he pull the upset tonight, Maidana has a chance to go down in history, while everyone still cares. That alone is reason to watch tonight.
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Jon Jones and Daniel Cormier got into a fight during their media day. Uncle Dana is probably going to act pissed, but this is going to make the fight really easy to promote.Â
NEW YORK, N.Y.--Thank you, Gennady Golovkin, for taking just three rounds to dispatch Daniel Geale and retain your title. Three is the magic number: quick enough to get us home early, long enough to love. One of the Gâs must stand for âgenerous.â
Thank you for wearing shimmery white trunks of a pre-hip hop length that evoked ancient rites, and thank you for confining the advertisements to discrete patches on each leg. Thank you for your perfect middleweight body and golden skin under the Garden lights. Thank you for the mysterious permasmile onto which we project our own meanings. Thank you for training hard for light work.Â
Thank you for your streak of 17 stoppages and your record of 30-0 (27 KOs), the highest knockout percentage of any active champion. Knockouts are better than decisions. Not because they are more violent but because they are negotiated by the actors in the ring rather than the functionaries outside it. Nobody likes to be judged.Â
Thank you for cultivating superb balance and timing. Trainer Abel Sanchez attributes your ânumbingâ power to these fundamentals. This is more praiseworthy than heavy hands.
What you do is boxing. But thanks for saying what you said, because it was adorable. Everything you say is adorable, even the vacuous soundbites written by your publicists. Keep learning English so you can say more things.
That first round with Geale lasted four minutes instead of the standard three, and nobody seems to know why. Did you do it, GGG? Is there a Hogwarts of boxing in Kazakhstan where they taught you to bend time?Â
You dropped him once in the second but chose to chill. It would have been tacky to end it after two, since Geale had come all the way from Australia. You gave him time to bleed. When you came out for the third round, you wore a spot of his blood on your left pectoral like a boutonnière.
Thank you for finishing him the way you did, first taking the best counter he could throw and then countering that, as though to test the superiority of your own right cross. When Abel Sanchez only gave your performance a nine out of ten because you were looking too much for the knockout, maybe that was what he meant. Maybe there would have been a way to get your shot off without having to suffer, but thank you for suffering.Â
Something happened in the pre-fight presser that I keep thinking about. Gary Shaw, the promoter of Daniel Geale and Bryant Jennings, said that we should ask Jennings about his childhood on the rough Philly streets.Â
âI donât think anyone has gotten that story,â Shaw said.Â
When Jennings took the mic, however, he read us a Tweet he had just posted. I canât find it; maybe they made him take it down.Â
âPeople should know your capabilities but not your battles, because if you let them know your battles they will view you as incapable.â
Did you see Jennings win the split decision over Mike Perez on your undercard? Probably you were too busy doing secret Kazakh warm-ups. You didnât miss much; middleweights work so much harder than heavyweights.
What Jennings said about battles made me think about your smile. Nobody has mined the gold of your past â those three deaths in Kazakhstan â the way they dug up the cancer of Gealeâs mother and laid it shoddy on the table. Donât let them do it. Not because it would instill doubt in your capabilities, but because you might need that gold some day.Â
âThis is a shit sport with no loyalty,â Gary Shaw said, but we can forgive his despair. You had just beaten the shit out of his fighter.Â