#soapstuff

I had a dream the other night that My Brother My Brother And Me got a new segment called Griffin’s Crafts and it was basically about Griffin making a craft project for kiddies at home to follow along with based on what he did that week. But this week he didn’t do anything? He just hung out with his dog? So he makes a clay dog but he doesn’t know how to bake the clay, and someone suggests looking at the instructions and he stares dead into the camera, emotionless and says, “I don’t need instructions, I’m a big boy,” in a completely monotone voice (and then cracks up.) So he puts the clay dog in the microwave for 3 minutes and after about 10 seconds the dog explodes and apparently he filled the dog with red paint because it exploded red paint everywhere and then everything gets silent. Griffin removes the Exploded Dog in silence. Nobody says anything. He just holds it, slowly turns to the camera, looks up with a horrified look and whispers... “I’ve murdered my boy...” And then it just ends. Roll fucking credits. But the credits are only 20 seconds long and at the end there’s a memorial image that says “Dedicated to: The Good Boy 2017 - 2017 (but, like, later.)”