#so there's that..

*sad spaghetti noises*

the toy soldier is what now?

is consent even an issue with something that’s never been alive in the first place?

teatime with the kaiser states that it follows any order, as long as you give it nice and hard, so one can assume that this works in all contexts, including in the bedroom

now, of course, that does make the question about consent even harder, since it either doesn’t think about things enough to have an opinion on whether or not it wants to do something, or it’s just straight up incapable of saying no. although it does give me more of a “yeah, sure, sounds fun, let’s do it” kinda vibe

now, while i can’t say for certain that the toy soldier knows what sex is, i can tell you that if it did have sex, it would be a sub