#snournament1c2

Propaganda for Bi-Coloured-Python-Rock-Snake [The Elephant's Child]:

"Saves the Elephant's Child from the crocodile, points out the advantages of having a trunk, and speaks like this: "Rash and inexperienced traveller, we will now seriously devote ourselves to a little high tension, because if we do not, it is my impression that yonder self-propelling man-of-war with the armour-plated upper deck will permanently vitiate your future career." (Translation: If we don't pull as hard as we can, that crocodile is gonna kill you.)"

Propaganda for The Incredibly Deadly Viper [A Series of Unfortunate Events]: