I need some advice. I’m feeling anxious about my relationship as Valentine’s Day is approaching. Things are not good. What would you do if you were anxious? Unrelated, how do you spend Valentine’s Day? Eating veggies cut into hearts? Strawberries? Do you have a snailfriend or snouse (snail spouse)?

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hello spaghetti (?), thanks for your ask!

sorry that you are feeling anxious, friend :( I like to find a cozy spot under a leaf and curl up into my shell for a bit when I'm anxious, maybe you could try! i hope things get better for you, and please remember to prioritize your safety and wellbeing!!

for valentines i might rearrange some sticks into a heart in my terrarium! also spend time with my snouse and perhaps make some snookies (snail cookies!) <3

My friend was just texting me, telling me she was buying Harvest Moon: A Wonderful Life for GameCube again. My friends and I were all nuts about that game as kids, even if most of us were girls and were playing a guy; we thought it was funny. The greatest honor was the hardworking fiend who got to marry Nami, and each of us had fun getting themes to our naming processes (my second one was all Yu-Gi-Oh! characters I remember)

That also made me remember how frustrating it was that, as far as I know, no one ever actually won the game. The kid is supposed to grow up over time and then you die of old age; however, it seemed as though our toddlers were all vampires or some shit bc they NEVER grew older. Seriously years and years passed in game and they were still little toddlers we enjoyed carrying out to Romanas place past bedtime just to piss off our wives

Which reminded me of my forever-pregnant cow. My cow who got I got pregnant because I wanted another cow for kicks and giggles so I impregnated my main one. Things went on fine, and eventually she stopped giving milk and I was like bring on the baby!!!!

Then nothing happened. Nothing happened at all. Years passed by and nothing. Still pregnant

I think my son bit the cow goddamnit Mokuba what did your mother tell you about biting my farm animals