The Honeymoon| Sanami June Bride 2017|
When Nami opened her eyes, the first thing she saw was Sanjiâs face. Looking directly at her.
âOhmygodâ she screamed, and she almost jumped from the bed, stepping away from him âDo you want to kill your wife on the very first day of marriage?â
Sanji laughed and stepped closer to her, embracing her in a hug. âI just canât help but to stare at you. You look so peaceful in your sleep.â
âIf I had known you would be such a creep I wouldnât have married you.â She teased him, breaking the hug. âNow get up already, itâs getting late.â
âWho cares?â Sanji grabbed her by the arm, refusing to let go. âItâs our honeymoon.â
Nami sighed. âI know it is, but we canât be in bed all the time.â
âWhy not?â Sanji asked her, giving her the best impression of her puppy eyes. âThere are plenty things to do in bed.â
Nami let out a laugh, but freed herself from Sanjiâs gaze. âYou already showed me that last night. And donât give me that look, we knew what we were signing up to. Itâs not easy to have a honeymoon in a ship with our crewmates.â
Before Sanji could try to convince her, they heard a knock on the door.
âYou horny monsters, are you done?â It was obviously Zoro. Sanji chuckled and Nami rolled her eyes, but none of them responded. âWhatever, Luffy is hungry. And Usopp said thereâs an island in sight, soâŚâ
By the time they dressed up and opened the door, Zoro was already gone. Sanji gave Nami a slight kiss in the nose, and she wrinkled it.
âIâll see you later. And donât worry, weâll have our honeymoon.â She assured him.
âWhere?â He asked. He had always thought The Sunny was a big ship, but it certainly wasnât big enough for privacy, or so it seemed.
âThereâ Nami said, pointing the island. Usopp was yelling âland ahoy!â from behind, and they both smiled. âThere has to be somewhere where we can escape from everything else, right?â
âLike a hotel room?â he proposed, with a flirty smile.
âI hate to say this, but Zoro is right. You are a horny monsterâ she laughed, and left Sanji with a furious expression in his face.
 The crew finally arrived to the island, and to their delight, this time it didnât seem like anything was about to eat them, or anyone was about to fight them. The palms, the sun and the light breeze were the culmination of that peaceful sensation, something that they werenât used to feeling.
âHow could there be no marines in the coast?â Chopper asked, looking around. The only thing he could see besides the sand was a big building in the distance. People were walking, swimming or just sunbathing without any apparent worry.
âAre we dead and weâve gotten to paradise?â Usopp gulped, his eyes trying to catch every single detail that his mind could process.
âIf we were dead we would be in hell, donât you think?â Robin laughed with her characteristic grin âItâs a pirateâs life weâve earned.â
âWhatever this place is, Iâm just so happy to be hereâ Sanji cried, bringing down to his knees. âItâs paradise.â
âAnd who should you all thank?â Nami said, stepping in front of her crew, that now were looking at her, expectant for her answer âObviously the best navigator ever, me! I had it all planned.â
âSo this meansâŚâ Sanji started, and Nami joined him for the second phrase âHoneymoon mode on!â They high-fived each other, and Luffy and Franky did the same.
âI donât get itâ Luffy said later, when they were on their way to the building Nami described as a resort âWhy did we high-five?â
Nami rolled her eyes before answering him. âLeave it, Luffy. We donât want your brain injured after a long session of thinking.â
âOkayâ Luffy responded, not catching the navigatorâs sarcasm. âUsopp, Chopper, Franky and I are going to the amusement park, bye!â
âIâm leaving tooâ Zoro announced with a chuckle âItâs better to do some workout than to watch you sickling lovebirds making out.â
âDonât come back!â Sanji waved him goodbye, and Nami punched him softly in the chest. âWhat? I just want a private time with my wife, and not seeing that shitty marimo ever again. Itâs not that much to ask, right?â
âWell thatâs our cue to leaveâ Robin said, taking Brook with her. Soon enough, Sanji and Nami found themselves alone, just like they wanted.
âNow that weâve gotten rid of them, what should we do first, my beloved wife?â Sanji asked Nami, pulling her closer to him so he could place a kiss on her cheek.
âI was thinking that since I brought the bikini you gave me we could hit the poolâ she said with a devious smile âWhat do you think?â
As a response, Sanji lifted her up and carried her bridal style. âI think letâs go nowâ he said, starting to run.
Already at the pool, they couldnât get their hands off each other. Luckily, they werenât the only ones to do so: the whole place was filled with couples doing the exact same thing.
âWhat is this place?â Sanji asked her between kisses. Nami stopped him right away, and focused in her answer. She would often get too distracted by him for her brain to actually think, although she loved it.
âItâs a resort, I told you. Mainly for couples in love, couples with children and even couples who are struggling with getting a divorce or not. It comes in the pamphlet, see?â she handed him a piece of paper, and he read it carefully.
âSounds appropriate.â He just said, before starting to kiss her again.
âWaitâ she said, making him stop right away. âIâll get us a bottle of cold champagne. Iâm sure I could get us a discount.â
With a wink of her eye and a turn over her heels, she left him waiting for her return. She moved with confidence, like she owned the place. She felt good, self-assured. In fact, she felt better than ever. The wedding turned out to be such a blast, she was officially married to the man she loved and she had planned the best honeymoon ever. Now that she thought of it, she really was awesome.
âExcuse me, misterâ she called the waiter, with a brilliant smile. The day couldnât get any better, but a glass of champagne had never done any damage. âCan I get the best champagne you have? You see, weâre on a celebration.â
âOf course you are!â the waiter told her, clearly exited. She frowned and looked directly at him, confused. Was that how the staff was supposed to react normally? She didnât think so. Looking around, she couldnât see any other clients getting that treatment.
âSorry, miss Namiâ the waiter said, noticing her awkwardness. However, it only made things worse: how the hell did he know her name? âI⌠Youâre Nami, right? The cat burglar, now married to black leg Sanji?â
Nami blinked twice, and slowly nodded. âHow do you know that?â
âWell it was in the news. Everyone saw it. You even appeared on some big screens, and, if you ask me, you looked gorgeous.â
The waiter kept talking about how beautiful the ceremony looked and that he never thought a pirate wedding could ever be so classy, yet so funny. He even called it âthe best of the centuryâ, which Nami thought it was a little bit exaggerated. Still, she found his excitement funny, and for once, she was recognized for something more than being in Luffyâs crew. It was a nice feeling, being somehow famous. And, even better, she knew how to take advantage of that.
âLook, Brianâ she said, reading the waiterâs name in his label. âI really appreciate your enthusiasm and that you loved the wedding so much, but Iâm really thirsty right now, and I feel tired after all that big ceremony. Could you bring that champagne I was talking about before?â
âWell of course!â Brian assured, and rushed to the bar. In less than a minute, he was holding a cold bottle and two glasses already. âAnd donât worry about the cost, itâs on the house.â
Nami let out the biggest smile she could make and flipped her hair. âThank you! You didnât have to!â
When she was walking out, she heard Brianâs voice again. âSanji is so lucky to have you!â
âDamn right he isâ she said, stepping outside again. However, she didnât found her lucky husband waiting for her at the pool, but two men fighting. And one of them was Sanji, naturally.
âWhat the hell are you doing?â she shouted him, and he turned around to face her. âStop that stupid fight of yours!â
âThis man just insulted us! He said our wedding was ridiculous and that pirates shouldnât be allowed to get married, how can I let this pass?â he told her, his eyes still cold from the stare he was giving the man in front of him.
The man, apparently drunk, shouted back. âPirates getting married is just a waste of time. Sooner or later one is going to be executed, as should be. And then the other would marry someone else, because you pirates donât have a sense of honor⌠Iâm sure you only did it for show. Pirates canât love.â
Nami let out a deep breath. She was still holding the champagne, so she left it on the ground.
âHoneyâ she called Sanji, and he turned to face her with a smile. He knew what she was going to say next, and he could recognize what that little but devious smile meant in her face. âBeat this asshole.â
With the man so drunk he struggled to move and Namiâs cheers and claps supporting Sanji, the fight ended almost as soon as it had begun.
âRepeat that words again and it will be my wife who will finish you offâ he spitted to the man lying on the floor. Then, Sanji turned to see Namiâs happy smile, and she threw herself into his arms.
âThat was great. But no more fighting, please.â She said, with her signature puppy eyes. He couldnât escape now. Not that he wanted to, anyway. âJust me, and you, and our free bottle of champagne.â
âYour plans are always the bestâ he said, kissing her. âBut I still wonder how that man could find out about our wedding.â
âWell, as the brilliant mind I am, I know the answer to thatâ she whispered, âbut I can tell you all about it when weâve had our deserved drinks.â
âAs you wish, loveâ he told her, pouring the champagne into the glasses and serving one of them to Nami. âTo my perfect wife, who planned the perfect honeymoon. Cheers!â
âCheers!â she laughed, before starting to tell him her little experience with a waiter called Brian and the biggest wedding of the century.
Author note: Wow. This was such an experience. It has been a challenge since I had to do it in such a short time, but it was a blast! I hope you liked it as much as I did!