Jun 5, 2022
Kenny: A man should mess up your lipstick, not your mascara.
Henrietta: Mess up my lipstick, and they'll find your body at the bottom of Starks Pond.
Kenny: Alright, bet. Wouldn't be the frist time.
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Kenny: A man should mess up your lipstick, not your mascara.
Henrietta: Mess up my lipstick, and they'll find your body at the bottom of Starks Pond.
Kenny: Alright, bet. Wouldn't be the frist time.
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Tolkien: I’m not against all weapons. I fenced as a child.
Kenny: Ha!! ok *pulls out a pen*
Tolkien: What are you doing?
Kenny: I’m keeping a list of all the crazy rich people shit you say.
Tolkien: *scoffs* ... What’s on it?
Kenny: Boat shoes.
Ike: That's Tricia Tucker, you can learn a lot from her.
Karen: She just cut off some girls ponytail.
Ike: Yeah, the school ordered her to take anger-management classes after she pummeled some guy for grabbing her ass. He pressed charges. Her parents threw her a party.
Kyle: *studiously doing homework, listening to instrumental music, very focused*
Kenny: *upside down in a chair* do you think stars have feelings?
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Cartman: Someone's got to go out there and kill that feathery bastard.
Bebe: Craig, you're always looking for an excuse to behead something.
Craig: Don't look at me, Clyde spends all that time building muscle. Make him do it!
Clyde: Oh come on. You all know these are just for show.
Wendy: Stan's the one that set it free.
Stan: How was I suppose to know there'd be consequences for my actions?
Kyle: I am at a loss for words.
Despite being at a loss for words Kyle continued to yell at Stan for the next 45 minutes
Garrison: Alright, sit down you little assholes. How was everyone’s summer?
Stan: My parents filed for divorce.
Garrison: Divorce is always hardest on the kids -- of course I’m the result of my parents staying together so who can say.