#snake stuff

We know what's going on but Anathema doesn't. So what she'll see is there's a timer which makes sense and Crowley. The Crowley part makes sense – it's not at all good but it makes sense. The third part of the scene very much doesn't make sense. That would be that she apparently stumbled onto Azi apparently ignoring his husband in favour of intently investigating the fridge. What is going on?! 3/4

Granted, Aziraphale likes to eat. But maybe there's an issue that's little more pressing than the fridge right now? Like the fact that her kitchen floor currently has a demon seizing on it, maybe?. Misunderstandings ensue. (Hey, you said you liked other people witnessing whump) 4/4

Anathema doesn’t exactly know how to react when she sees a demon convulsing on her floor. She stares and then looks to Aziraphale. 

“What the hell?” 

“Poor thing ate all of the sushi we had from last night, didn’t he?” Aziraphale asks. He calmly closes the door and returns to Crowley’s side. The seizing has stopped by then. “Dear, let me know when you’ve come back to me. Let’s sort out this mess as soon as we can, alright?” 

“What’s happening?” Anathema asks. Demands. It’s her kitchen. “What just happened? Why does it matter if he had sushi? But yes, at 3 this morning I found him eating it.” 

“He has such a sensitive system,” Aziraphale whispers. “Being a snake and all.” 

“Oh.” 

“He’s gotten himself into a bit of trouble, it seems, with all the fish he had. Not much to worry about, though. He’ll be back to normal soon.” 

Anathema sits on her knees next to Crowley and Aziraphale. The demon is pale. He’s starting to move his head and arms. He whines, and Aziraphale shushes him. 

“Dear, can you hear me?” 

Crowley nods. 

“Oh, good. I think you’ve given Anathema a good fright.” Aziraphale pats Crowley’s hand. “Tell me when you’re okay to stand, and we can get you settled in bed with a little vitamin B.” 

Crowley gives him a thumbs up. Anathema wants to protest to say that no, she wasn’t frightened. She took on the apocalypse. She’s friends with an angel and demon for someone’s sake. But she keeps her mouth shut and instead helps Azizraphale get Crowley to his feet and tucked in their bed.