#smutmer

"Today, I was making out with my boyfriend and he was fingering me. After he left, my mum says to me "I wish my sex life was as interesting as yours." She had walked in and we hadn't even noticed. FML" Except it's Uther who gets an eyeful.

Returning to Camelot after a tour of the kingdom that ended in an ambush and a long, exhausting ride home, both Arthur and Merlin are relieved to finally have privacy again. Only, Arthur has things on his mind that Merlin is completely unprepared for.

Merlin had not taken into account the possibility of aphrodisiacs and Arthur's proclivity for being poisoned.

Merlin finds it terribly embarrassing to talk about sex. After some research, he decides to try to do it in total darkness, whispering his fantasies into Arthur's ear as they lie cuddling in their bed after sex. He still finds it too difficult to talk about himself and Arthur, so instead he tells Arthur his fantasies of a young servant and a handsome Prince. Written for this KMM prompt: Arthur/Merlin Arthur teases Merlin because he can't say words like "cock" and "fuck" or even "sex" without blushing furiously. The truth is that Merlin gets really, really embarassed when he has to say these sort of terms out loud (...)

Arthur finds a druid boy by the road. He takes him back to the castle to clean him up.

Girl!Merlin and Arthur are best friends. When Merlin tells Arthur she has never seen a naked man Arthur volunteers. The only snag is that Merlin is blind, and uses her fingers to see. At that moment, Arthur has one of his more inspired ideas. It might be sheer boredom, or sympathy with his best friend, or it might just be one of those times his brain-to-mouth malfunction actually picks up on something in his subconscious – lifts it to the surface and waves it around.

Written for this Kink Meme prompt: Arthur/Merlin, years into King Arthur's reign. Merlin is immortal. As a result, he has stopped aging physically ever since he came of age (or he simply ages at an incredibly slow rate).

The summer Merlin visits his mother in Ealdor, Arthur finds himself in Merlin’s bed.