Feb 21
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Smurf 🌈
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tolkien would have called them the “smurves”
How many of you are balding, middle aged men interested in the occult living alone with a cat? Do you like canned pasta? Of course you do.
I may have said it before but I’ll happily say it again; Elf, Elves. Dwarf, Dwarves. Therefore, Smurf, Smurves.
Unless you’re a Pratchett fan, in which case the argument falls apart.
Orange...Smurf?
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Swurves
Me: Look at these little blue communists. They’re called Smurfs.
JRR Tolkien: :)
Me: You don’t... HAVE to....
JRR Tolkien: Smurves ... :)
Pressing things I've been worried about: is smurf a race?Granted they are imaginary but y'know if they were real what would they be opinionated about? Women's rights? The patriarchy? Teen Wolf? When girls take cute pics of themselves on Insta with blue mud masks do they get offended about it and just #racism? Repost if you know plz cuz idk