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Zeus: Heeeeeeeey deeeeeeez!

Hades: *sigh* what?

Zeus: NUTZ!

Hades: every.... single.... day....

#Zeus #Hades #Bro god #Frat god #Lightning bolt #Zeus the original douche #Gob and Buster

Has charmin made a commercial featuring GOldikicks and the TP bears?

Big opportunity; she just gonna say THEY’RE ALL JUST RIGHT to like the 50 varieties of toilet paper they obviously have in their bathrooms.

Those bears just fuckin’ love shitting.

#bears #goldilocks #toilet paper #charmin #ultra #plus #plus ultra #all might #keep that tape armed kid in MHA away from the shit bears

I am not feeling very cash monday :(

#cash monday #I swear I used to have more femurs #where did my femurs go?#did you take my femur?#give me back my femur #when will you wear femurs?

Swurves

Me: Look at these little blue communists. They’re called Smurfs.

JRR Tolkien: :)

Me: You don’t... HAVE to....

JRR Tolkien: Smurves ... :)

#Jolkien Rolkien Rolkien Tolkien #smurf #smurves #tolkien #gargamel was right

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animalyears

no offense but I heard the evil scientist say he likes studying me better than you

boimgfrog

Then why’s he up all night diluting my saliva? Check and mate.

animalyears

well IM getting moved to a separate chamber tonight so he can keep an eye on me. What about that?

boimgfrog

Please, he hasn’t even probed your mind yet. Besides, yesterday he told me that my blood diagnostics were, “abnormal” and “potentially hazardous”. How could you possibly compete with that?

animalyears

*telekinesis throws a soda can at your head*

boimgfrog

How dare you!!! Evil Scientist!!! Evil Scientist they’re resorting to violence!!! I do not feel very enriched right now!!! I need a bandage and an IV of juice!!!

animalyears

this is exactly the behavior i’m talking about. You still need juice rewards and screens. I have evolved past these childish activities, I am a model experiment

teslacoils-and-hubris

*sounds of an evil scientist hurriedly scribbling down notes*

englebirdhumperlink

This is why I’m always requesting Orichimaru-sama relocate me to a different facility :/

#orochimaru #sample life

Darth Montoya

Hello, my name is Darth Montoya! I am your father! Prepare to die!

#Darth Montoya #halloween #costume idea #enemy of right hands

borschtist yeltsin

#delicious #turnips

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