#smugly

smug libs are shit but they are indispensible in terms of making smug videos about how basically everything the nazis did was fucking brainless that still end up getting a lot of views.

the first time i read LotR i accepted the assertion that “Hey Diddle Diddle” was a much-abbreviated version of the song Frodo sings in the inn at Bree absolutely without question. i was seven years old at the time, so i can’t really blame myself for believing it, although the fact that i didn’t realize i was wrong until my sophomore year of high school is a little more concerning

Merlin, if your husband is the right person to go on a mission you can’t keep him home just because of the prank war.