#smrie

1. How did you two meet?

EREN: Levi moved a few doors down from us. I think I must've been about 5 or 6. Mrs Ackerman stopped by our place to introduce herself and Levi was with her.

LEVI: I should’ve stayed at home.

2. Who is the most jealous of you two?

EREN: Like…of abilities and stuff? I guess I wish I could be as strong, calm and indifferent as Levi but I'm a ‘do first, think later’ kinda guy...

LEVI: You never think things through and get yourself into shit...

EREN: It’s called being passionate, Levi - you know? Standing up for what you believe in?

LEVI: No, you’re just an idiot. Besides, you going out of your way to help tend to give people the wrong ideas.

EREN: About what?

LEVI: Whatever….next question….

3. What are your three favourite physical things about your partner?

EREN: I’m not seeing anyone right now. But let’s see, I don’t think I have a type. Oh, someone strong would be cool. Appearance wise, short and cute always seem to grab my attention...oh and I like deep dark eyes.

LEVI: I don’t need anyone if they’re anything like this idiot, I only need one in my life...

EREN: Hey!!

4. Who’s more likely to be running late?

LEVI: Take a guess?

EREN: No comment.

5. Who is the most organized and who is the messiest?

LEVI: *snort*

EREN: Did Levi put you up to this?? Or was it my mum?? These aren’t normal questions!!

6. Who is the bigger flirt? (flirts the most?)

EREN: I don’t flirt; don’t know how to? If I get along with someone the conversation just kinda happens, I guess?

LEVI: The oblivious fuck is a natural…I can’t keep up with him. It pisses me off.

EREN: Well, one of us needs to be sociable!

LEVI: I’m plenty sociable thanks.

7. Who does the most cooking?

EREN: My parents are always travelling so I’ve learnt the basics of cooking. Though Levi’s probably the better the cook. He makes one mean cheeseburger!!

LEVI: I’m not making tonight’s dinner if that’s what you’re getting at.

8. How do you feel about kids and do you want them? If so how many?

EREN: Someday…maybe? Who knows…I haven’t really thought about it.

LEVI: Like I said, one is enough.

EREN: Funny, Levi. Real funny.

9. Who wears the pants in the relationship?

EREN: We’re not in a relationship! What is with these questions?

LEVI: Why are you blushing so much?

EREN: It’s a weird question.

LEVI: I wear the pants.

EREN: I wear pants too! Ugh, Levi stop laughing!! I so do!

10. What’s your partner’s least favourite housework task?

EREN: That’s it, these questions are fixed!! Why are you asking me so many questions about cleaning?? There is no housework Levi doesn’t like, NONE!!

11. What was the first thing you noticed about each other?

EREN: He was small? I thought he was a nursery kid or something.

LEVI: ....

EREN: Don’t glare at me like that!! Hey, I thought you were cute!!

LEVI: His eyes. I shit you not they filled up half his face...

EREN: What?? My eyes aren't that big!!

LEVI: I had nightmares for days!

EREN: You mean dreams!!!

12. What does your partner do that pisses you off?

LEVI: Everything.

EREN: Oi!!! Not my partner but Levi has this habit of telling me off with his deadly stare (I call it the Ackerman glare of death). He looks you dead in the eye; doesn't blink, doesn't say one word and fuck if it’s not the scariest thing in the world. I used to shit my pants whenever he did that (and he did it often) and it used to piss me off how much it scared me. 

LEVI: Pffft...

EREN: Like, how did he even know I’d done something stupid and stuff?? Fucking freaky...

LEVI: Tch...you’re just too easy to read you muppet. 

13. Where’s the craziest/weirdest place you’ve ever had sex?

EREN: Hahahahaha no no no, we’re not like that! I so do not think about having sex with Levi!! What the hell!? And besides, we’re friends, guys as friends, that’ll be weird if we did, ya know?

LEVI: Are you saying two guys can’t have sex?

EREN: No!! That is not what I said, nor meant!

LEVI: Right, two guys can have sex?

EREN: Of course!

LEVI: Two guys...like me and you?

EREN: Yeah, of course! It’s totally fine! More than fine!!

LEVI: Ho….so you wanna have sex?

EREN: What the…? When did this become about us?

LEVI: Well do you?

EREN: I am not answering that question. I mean...huh? Stop teasing me Levi, I’m gonna beat you I swear!

LEVI: A bit adventurous for our first time, don’t ya think?

EREN: Ugh, piss off!

14. Do you know your partner’s love language, if yes what is it?

EREN: Again, not my boyfriend - Levi is the kind of person who doesn’t show feelings in an obvious way, more like, he does these small little gestures and it’s those little things can make me, I mean, it can make people feel his affection.

LEVI: How would you know that?

EREN: We’ve known each other since forever, I know.

LEVI: Really?

EREN: Yeah….?

LEVI: You’ve noticed this stuff about me? 

EREN: Yes, Levi, I notice a lot more than you think I do.

LEVI: Well, that’s shocking. As for this idiot, he wouldn’t know how to show love even if I waved his pants in front of his eyes or whacked it across his face.

EREN: Hey!!

15. Where do you see the 2 of you in 10 years?

EREN: I love the relationship we have, and I want to be with Levi for as long as I’m allowed to be. No matter how many years pass us by, I want to be like this forever!

LEVI: ....see what I mean? Fucking oblivious…