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Psssst. Purple is best color.♥

The Xaela was clearly out of his element, standing in the garden in front of his home, swearing profusely and creatively as he tried to tend to the poor plants. It took him a few moments to realize he was being watched, eyes full of despair and abject failure rising to meet those of the Miqo’te woman.

“It’s not my garden. I hate gardening, but Natsumi loves it, so I get stuck trying to tend them when she is away. Every time, something dies. I try telling her to just let me leave them alone, that they might have a chance then, but she thinks I can learn to care for a home garden.”

Send in Kinks and My muse will rate them.        

Definitely Not | No | Not Really | Its Okay | Kinda | Yes | Fuck yes | There go my pants |Bonus: Giving | Receiving | Both

Send me ∞ and my muse will tell you…

If I Think They Are: Ugly || Plain || Alright || Cute || Freaking Adorable || Pretty || Beautiful || Hot || Stunning

“Shi nice enuff tuh look at.”

If I Would Go On A Date With Them: Not even if we were the last two one earth || No || Maybe || Eh….Sure || Yes || WILL YOU MARRY ME

“Depend pon wah dat is an’ ‘ow Mi feel. Nuh sure if wi intuh di same tings.”

If I Trust Them: Not At All || Not Really || Kind of || Yes || With My Life

If I Care About Them: Not At All || Not Really || Kind of || Yes || Deeply

“Nuh kyare ‘bout dem Mi nuh kno real well.” He shrugs. 

If I Would Sleep With Them: Not Enough Alcohol in the World || No || Maybe if I were wasted || Maybe || Eh…Sure || Yes || TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF NOW!

"Dem small ones fun tuh trow round di mattress. Mi sure shi be nuh different.” 

My Comfort Level With Your Muse: Keep a Distance || Okay You Can Stand There, But Don’t Touch Me || Let’s Get Coffee and Talk || Let’s Cuddle || I Can Change In Front of You || Let’s Take a Bath Together

“Mi open tuh gettin’ tuh kno har bettah.”

If I See You As: A Stranger || An Acquaintance || A Friend || A Close Friend || My Best Friend || A Crush || The Love of My Life

“Mi see har long time ago. Paths nuh cross since den, but mebbe again inna future.”

If I Think They Are: Ugly || Plain || Alright || Cute || Freaking Adorable || Pretty || Beautiful || Hot || Stunning 

“Admittedly, I have not had a particularly close look at her… I have seen her only in passing. But, I suppose there is no harm in admitting she is fetching enough to catch my eye.” 

If I Would Go On A Date With Them: Not even if we were the last two one earth || No || Maybe || Eh….Sure || Yes || WILL YOU MARRY ME

“I… suppose it would depend. I would have no reason to deny her, if she was genuinely interested in such a thing.”

If I Trust Them: Not At All || Not Really || Kind of || Yes || With My Life

“Oh, surely not.” He shakes his head. “Pray do not misunderstand me, I think no ill of the lass, but I put my trust in no stranger.” 

If I Care About Them: Not At All || Not Really || Kind of || Yes || Deeply

“There is little incentive for me to devote any amount of care to a stranger.”

If I Would Sleep With Them: Not Enough Alcohol in the World || No || Maybe if I were wasted || Maybe || Eh…Sure || Yes || TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF NOW!

“Perhaps a bold assumption on my part, but I imagine her to have a bit of an… attitude.” He smirks. “Our personalities might… clash, in such a scenario. For better or for worse.” 

My Comfort Level With Your Muse: Keep a Distance || Okay You Can Stand There, But Don’t Touch Me || Let’s Get Coffee and Talk || Let’s Cuddle || I Can Change In Front of You || Let’s Take a Bath Together

“Provided she keeps her hands to herself, and her tongue in check, I would not be opposed to a cup of tea or coffee.” 

If I See You As: A Stranger || An Acquaintance || A Friend || A Close Friend || My Best Friend || A Crush || The Love of My Life

“Hardly more than perhaps a fleeting glance between us.”