sighhhh only a select few will ever understand smotash the way i do. theyre not heterosexual man those are the two most bisexual people to ever exist. gay bear with a soft spot only for (his fucking coworkers i guess. i was thinking about hina and tashigi) one of his childhood best friends and also the sweetest girl in the world who is also so strong. when it comes to women. when it comes to men hes brat taming every twink this side of the grandline (and also his other childhood best friend). tashigi is a pathetic flustered lesbian with one exception. she has the most "idk what my gender is but i have a job so idc" ever. or maybe shes a woman but she doesnt really know how to identify with being feminine because of the whole swordwoman strong marine thing. who knows. but shes so enamoured by this guy (never happened before, historically she's fallen for a notorious pirate navigator and semi-evil daughter of an evil dictator (who she has relations to in Many ways)) who she thinks is straight up exclusively homosexual. and then he sees him with hina and it's "oh hes bi. but hes not interested in me..." but she could not be more wrong he is Holding Back he wants her so bad. and theyre so in love. and he treats her like a woman while also respecting and acknowledging her strength and skill. i just. tashigi voice this is my girlfriend my girlfriend and my boyfriend whos also my boss. and his girlfriend and boyfriend and enemies with benefits that he fights with on the battlefield as foreplay. also we're bisexual but mostly only for each other. also my pronouns are she/they now
