me, getting really pissed off because my package I ordered a week ago still hasn't shown up yet and it was supposed to come in between Saturday and Monday:
ama-fucking-zon, in all its glory:
🙃
I GOT A FUCKING ORDER CONFIRMATION NUMBER AND SHIPPING DATE AND EVERYTHING BUT APPARENTLY THIS GODFORSAKEN BLOATED MONOPOLY OF A CORPORATION COULDN'T BOTHER TO HAVE THE DAMN ORDER GO THROUGH THEIR FUCKING SYSTEM.
AND SO NOW I GOTTA WAIT ANOTHER WEEK AND A HALF FOR THIS. EXCEPT LONGER BECAUSE I GOTTA WATCH MY BANK ACCOUNT TO MAKE SURE THE TRANSACTION DOESN'T MAGICALLY UNDO ITSELF.













