Jul 20
Hey Smethells have you heard about the girl from first class having a torrid affair with a boy from the lower decks? The SCANDAL!
Sir or madam, perhaps a touch less gin and a great deal more of minding your own business. What Miss DeWitt Bukater does with her time aboard is no conern of yours or mine.
May I suggest instead a lap about the promenade? Or perhaps a dip in the pool to keep you occupied?
Alas, if you insist in gossiping, I recommend keeping it between the ladies at tea as to not disturb the other guests.
