My theory is that Corbeau is just as much of an obsessed loser freak for you the player as you are for him. Possibly even worse because he keeps it bottled up.
He simultaneously has great charisma but zero rizz. Communicating everything but his feelings. Itās not funny he will explode. Is he gonna say anything about it? At best heāll drop not-so subtle hints because he thinks heās sooo slick but heāll NEVER confront it directly.
Are you gonna make the first move? No? Well fuck š
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I made yet another Dragonborn. Heās not a housecat, heās an Alfiq Khajiit, and his name is Jiāsharra. Heās also full of rage. More stuff under the cut !
Okay so Iām just having a LOT of fun picturing the entire storylines of the base game and the DLCs... but the last dragonborn is an Alfiq. Heās small. And yet heās going to fight dragons and win. Heās a mage, and a pretty powerful one at that.
So like... Imagine the Greybeards opening the door because they heard meowing outside, only to have Jiāsharra hop in and say āhey, iām the Dragonborn, lookā and shout. Like That. Delphine waiting for a humanoid and not... a talking cat. Him just breaking into Elenwenās embassy and being unseen because heās small as shit. He wouldnāt even need to attend the party ! Heād just.... slink in and out. Probably use a spell to steal the dossiers.
Alduin getting killed by a cat. Whoās not even wearing armor or wielding weapons at that.
Heād probably become archmage of Winterhold because he can. Iāve been wondering whether or not he should be related to Jāzargo because it could be funny as fuck
In the Dawnguard questline, Serana waking up and seeing dead vampires around the cat. And heās just like āwhatās up ? Iām Jiāsharraā. When Serana comes home Harkon asks why she has a new pet. Jiāsharra refuses to become a vampire on the principle that he was called a pet. Heās too small to pick up Aurielās bow - and he doesnāt have thumbs anyway, so Serana takes it. He and Serana stay friends after the questline, and she hangs out at his house regularly. Because he definitely owns a house.
Then you have the Dragoborn DLC. Miraakās been stuck in Apocrypha for thousands of years, he hasnāt seen a cat in ages and i doubt heās ever met a Khajiit, let alone an Alfiq one. Heās just... bewildered by the talking cat, so much in fact that he instantly forgets his entire speech and his brain is just like ācat ? cat ? dragonborn cat ???ā and thatās how Jiāsharra just... manages to get Miraak to listen to him, get him to stop being an asshole, and helps him find a way back to Nirn that doesnāt involve magically brainwashing people.
And now Jiāsharra has someone who wonāt pick him up without permission, but will let him climb on his shoulder.
A family friend used the abbreation "dtr" in a text. I immediately went to 'deep tendon reflex' and was so confused because it made 0 sense... she meant daughter.
(And forget basic math, addition is a possibility but subtraction? Nope, my brain forgets how to function. But I can do complex math no issue. As long as I don't think about it š¤£)
I will create elaborate theories in my head for every single aspect of my and my friends' personality, will basically do an entire schoolyear with only A's and B's but still have absolutely no social skills and literally be the biggest fucking idiot in my house.
My fucking cat knows exactly what the sound of the alarm clock means and as soon as the alarm goes off she is standing on my chest, head smushing against my face and trying to tell me to get up and either pet or feed her.
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I donāt think we have a right to health care. I think you have a right to the pursuit of happiness, but you donāt have a right to happiness. You donāt have a right to something concrete, because if you do, youāre basically saying Iām your slave.
