Just have me over, I LOVE FOLDING. I don’t know why.

Omg so cute! Make your baby an eevee! Ears on babies are so

adorable

TITTTTTES. If you get fake boobies I wanna touch ‘em. (If that’s okay with you otherwise I’ll congratulate you from afar) Also hooray for good doctors!

So extremelyfondofsharman tagged me in her questions and gave me these to answer. RULES: 1. Answer the questions 2. Make 11 new questions after 3. Tag the people you would like to answer your questions 4. Let them know you tagged them!

1.) If you could be on any reality show, what would it be?  -Possibly Survivor. I've never watched it, but I think I could do pretty darn well.

2.) What Hogwarts house do you think you’d be sorted in?

-Either Ravenclaw or Slythern. I'm a bitch.

3.) What would you do if your house was haunted? - Those poor ghosts. I have an arsenal.

4.) What song do you consider to be “your song”? -Every damn song, like seriously. I'm always saying "Ohhh this my JAM!" But I really am still very attached to "Good Enough" by Evanescence.

5.) When was the last time you remember yourself being truly happy? - When I was on MDMA a month ago. Before then, I'd say about.. 5-6 years ago?

6.) Have you ever done something you knew would get you in trouble just to say you did it?

- Usually if I do something bad, things you shouldn't tell your parents about, I still end up telling my Mom all about it. Even though most of the time she doesn't understand why and gets mad, I still like shocking her, I think.

7.) What fictional character do you relate to the most? - THIS IS HARD! God I don't know, the closest I can think of is probably Peter Parker. No where near as intelligent, but everything else I think fits? Maybe. Someone will probably correct me on this.

8.) Do you think a zombie apocalypse could ever happen? -Possibly. I think it is more likely something like a parasite keeping bodies animated than anything else.

9.) What was the last movie you really enjoyed? -Definitely the Hobbit. Saw that a good number of times.

10.) What was the weirdest thing you’ve ever fallen asleep on? - Haha, I don't really fall asleep ON things, but I am a creature of crawling under/in things to sleep. Once I found myself under a friend's fooseball table half naked. Another time, while visiting friends in NY for the first time, I woke up almost naked on their bathroom floor with their grandparent asking if I'm alright.

11.) If a bear and a shark got into a fight, who would win?

-BEARS. BEETS. BATTLESTAR GALATICA.

I can count on my girls (and guys, Marc!) to come angrily to my aide and that is literally the best thing ever. YEP IT SUCKED.  But now it's done, and I'm glad I found out he couldn't hack an LDR before I got any more invested.

My specialty seems to be LDRs.  I like the time I get to myself to do my things... like watch awful TV, be crafty, read my stories, etc.  And I'm really good at being a long distance GF.... gifts in the mail, cute letters, ... so I know it sure as fuck wasn't me.

smarmosaur replied to your post: Found a sandwich bag full o' weed today.

Did you steal it? That would help you sleep hahaha