#sluttywilliams

home economics

M. 31,327 words. Shane and Ilya get stranded as housemates in Switzerland. Goes about as well as you'd expect. Beautifully written.

Throat Curtain?

E. 26,095 words. 6/7 chapters. A dentist inspects Shane's throat and finds out. Funny as shit.

Wolfbird

E. 180,137 words. 14/? chapters. Sex worker Ilya and hockey player Shane. The hottest thing I've ever read.

Textual Healing

E. 130,995 words. 8 works. Shane sends that "We didn't even kiss" text in the elevator.

Apogee

E. 50,239 words. 3/3 chapters. They fuck in space. But there's also scarily detailed plot.

I'll build a house inside of you

E. 66,960 words. 8/8 chapters. A sex tape leak leads to a visa marriage.

Lavender

E. 8,707 words. Shane goes for a massage. Dubcon.

frequently, secretly fond of each other

E. 222,222 words. 28/28. They both play for the Boston Raiders

the courtship of ilya rozanov

E. 75,307 words. 5/5. Shane is living in a romcom. Ilya is living in a Russian tragedy.

fourteen ten

E. 26,436 words. They talk and accidentaly speedrun through 80% of their character development in one night.

secret society of stick handlers

various ratings depending on work, 75,918 words. Social Media shenanigans. Funny as hell.

Nutcracker!

E. 101,302 words. Ballet AU. Incredibly written.

all my perversions

E. 16,870 words. Shane obsessing over Ilya's leaked sex tape.

in your arms i'd start a war

E. 59,096 words. They try to be friends lmao

Captain vs. Captain

E. 64,863 words. They get contracted to film a reality tv show together.

Mutually Assured Exposure

E. 108,309 words. OnlyFans creator Shane meets pornstar Ilya.

Oxytocin

E. 247,361 words. OnlyFans creator Ilya and hockey Shane. Kinda heavy.

return of spontaneous circulation

E. 63,075 words. Paramedics AU

try me

E. 56,793 words. College AU and they were roommates (oh my god they were roommates)

blowback

E. 93,547 words. Shane goes to a house party, gets high, then gets on his knees. bon appetite

you get me

E. 10,243 words. Shane does yoga. Autofellatio.

Deja Vu

E. 269,928 words. 17/?. A small town AU after they go their separate ways post Vegas. Incredible and emotional story.

Bare

E. 146,649 words. A/B/O. Idiots in love

double dipping

E. 15,191 words. Ilya gets Shane a dildo. Years later they use it together. It's quite romantic when you think about it

fresh bruises we learned patterns to

E. 52,898 words. A/B/O Some months after Shane recovers from rejection sickness in Ilya's bed, they share their heat/rut together at the cottage, both clinging to the delusion it's still casual.

black dog

E. 68,349 words. Ilya develops a frendship with Shane's dog.

Route 96 Kanata

E. 59,205 words. 7/10. Career ending injury Sad!Shane. Ottawa is also a character in this one.

Closer to where you are (is where I must be)