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If Felice Fawn was still kicking online do you think she'd be an Instagram fitness model? Would she be hocking diarrhea tea and protein powder and taking lots of ass shots? Oh how internet fashions change. One days it's cool to be a half naked drunk goth rolling around on your carpet in demonias, the next people are in full contoured faces with Freddy Krueger nails taking selfies at the gym in shorts wedged all the way up their asscracks.

Benedict Cumberbatch sounds like a name Salad Fingers would give to one of his puppets.

Adult men who call themselves John Galt on Twitter "The left is always wrong" Retweeting Donald Trump Bro, you think espousing the same rhetoric as the rich guys will magically get you in their club? They're laughing at you. They inherit cars, houses, multi-billion dollar companies. You inherit debt. They're building their lives on your backs and you're too desperate for their scraps that you can't see it. You're helping them fit the bars to your cage while singing about freedom.

I started making YouTube videos and I low-key wanna share them on here but also would rather die because I'm a garbage person with garbage opinions and everyone here will hate me.

I am fucking DYING waiting for Repzion’s video on Joy.

Mr Repzion's video on Joy was 58 minutes of not that interesting.

Boyfriend went to start writing a comment on Facebook, then threw his hands up: No, I can't, I can't start an argument on Facebook about Monopoly. I can't. Me: I am so proud of you.