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GIRL HELP

OK first of all thank you that is literally the biggest compliment EVER I adore yukamitsu so the fact that I’m getting people to appreciate them is just a dream.

And as for headcanons well I have a ton so I’ll do a few of my favorites!

They start dating after the Kyoto scene but they only really start getting serious after the events of the Answer. I feel like they both need to sort their feelings out (particularly Yukari) after the ending of P3. But after the Answer? They become super close.

Yukari is usually the one to plan dates. Mitsuru has little free time and also isn’t really sure what constitutes as a date. Their dates usually involve lots of clothes shopping and fancy restaurants.

Mitsuru is very opposed to physical touch at the start (due to the experiments) but as they get more comfortable with each she becomes very physically affection often surprising Yukari by hugging her from behind randomly and giving the back of her neck a little kiss.

Both of them have trouble sleeping but particularly Mitsuru. If one of them wakes up they’ll just cuddle the other one til they fall asleep. If they’re both awake then they don’t say anything, they just hold each other, listening to the other’s breathing until they drift off back to sleep.

If either of them have had a bad day at work then the other will do their best to cheer them up. Usually involves slow dancing in the kitchen to their favorite songs or watching silly romcoms.

Yukari will sometimes show up at Mitsuru’s workplace with lunch or dinner (depending on the time) just to make sure she’s eating properly. They also call each other fairly regularly to check in on how they’re doing.

I’m taking this one from you because I adore it but Mitsuru is very reckless in battle when it comes to protecting Yukari. Yukari is a little more cautious but will get very angry if Mitsuru gets hurt and has a tendency to heal Mitsuru first (which does annoy the other members a little and they tease her about it).

They get engaged after a few years of dating and they propose at the exact same spot that Mitsuru awoke to her ultimate persona in Kyoto (can’t remember the name at all). Who proposes first? You’ll just have to wait until I write the fic to find out 😉

i had to think long and hard for this ask, wow. There have been so many headcanons made by the fandom over the years, many that have just been passively absorbed into my brain as near-canon by now, so i rly drew a blank when i first saw this question. |,D

Some headcanons that crossed my mind weren’t headcanons but were instead analyses or little details discovered by looking closely at screenshots or stuff from official concept art that never came to fruition so I’m not gonna mention any of those....

Anyway my fav ones include:

the onceler’s height being 6′4″ [link]

the onceler being idolized in public during his biggering days (p much canon already but i love to see/create fan content of him looking casually intimidating and untouchable, high above the crowd in a figurative sense [link] [link] [link])

the onceler wearing suspenders under his suit 😍

the onceler smoking cigars during his biggering days (this and the previous headcanon i love to see in fanart)

the onceler being personally influenced by fashion of the 60s/70s growing up [link]

the onceler having good proprioception. I know most of the fandom liked to think him clumsy, but I think he’s the opposite. He can dance so smoothly while multitasking, he caught all those pancakes perfectly, he balanced himself on that bed frame so well despite being rushed down the rivur, and he’s got magician fingers. i bet he could tie a cherry stem with his tongue.

magic electricity in the air. His electric guitar wasn’t plugged into anything, and he could turn a lamp on and off in his tent, and even keep a fridge running. This would’ve helped make lerkim-living bearable as well. i know in reality Illumination prolly just couldnt be bothered to work around the lack of electricity in the valley, and some ppl even go with the excuse that the flashback was seen thru ted’s imagination so of course he’d imagine an electric guitar etc [if anyone has a link to the og post pls msg me], but it’s my personal de-meta headcanon intended to poke fun at the movie out of endearment and i love it lol

thneedville recycling deceased ppl into foodstuffs [link] (Elf made this canon for their Ted’s thneedville, and I had my Audrey eating soylent green in zomb au, tho the product’s authenticity was never confirmed 9.9)

i have a lot, a lot of little personal headcanons for Audrey/thneedville that i ended up making canon for my Audrey, from her archaeological interests to her celebrity crush to thneedville’s high restriction of outside-world information, but that’s getting into oc territory!

There are also a lot of headcanons that askblog mods have made specifically for their characters that i love deeply and accept as movie-canon in my heart, but those are also oc-ish territory so I'm leaving them out.

i have 7212 headcanons that I’m absolutely crazy for but i dont think ur looking to hear abt crossover stuff lol

i think it’s just the way his face looks so insane that makes me think of him as being unhinged like i know it’s supposed to be a literal physical mask he’s wearing but it’s hard for me to not just interpret it as his actual face all fucked up and made up wioefjldfjgkfkjg he’s always mcfreakin losing it!!!!!!!!!!

😳 😳 😳 omg

These are all based on an AU where the 1972 movie Once-ler and the 2012 movie Once-ler exist in the same timeline; I’m gonna refer to them as OG (=original [link]) and PB (=posterboy [link]), respectively, which leads to the headcanon that...

OG comes up with the brilliant idea of using PB as a posterboy for the company—the face of the thneed ad campaign, to increase sales. [link] [link] Cuz even tho it’s never mentioned in canon we all know in a meta way that PB is supposed to be hot af, like we all know Illumination gave him a pretty face to attract more viewers so!!! Why wouldn’t OG know this too

(The above headcanon and this next headcanon can also be mutually exclusive) PB eventually starts his own thneed company, but still highly respects OG as top dog and sees him as an idol. [link] [link] [link] Maybe they have a mentor/protege relationship at some point.

And then maybe somewhere down the line PB grows out of the protege role cuz he becomes even more successful than OG, tho he doesn’t lose his mad respect for him. They live and let live, since they each have their own truffula valleys, and they acknowledge each other as untouchable moguls of the thneed business.

And then one day, they strike some kind of deal with each other and start having regular business meetings to discuss the progress of that deal. [link]

What the paparazzi don’t know is that they also have hot makeouts during said business meetings, obsessing over each other’s faces (aka PB’s moneymaker face, and OG’s face which is too hot to show on screen ever), wealth, and status. [link] [link] [link] [link] Only they can understand each other. Only they are worthy of each other. Only OG’s charm can outmatch PB’s charisma.

The CEOs of rival companies being lovers is quite scandalous, so they keep their affair a secret! ;) [link] [link]

Completely different AU but I also rly love Emi’s restaurant idea for them [link] [link]

Also this is my anthem for them: [link]