#slorax

To start it off, how did this all start? How did this all begin? Well, it all started from a post made about Kevin’s feet. YEP, THE BEGINNING OF ALL THIS IS JUST AS CURSED AS ITS OUTCOME. Basically, jokes about lovely streamer/Youtube RTGame looking like the Onceler from the movie The Lorax was made. After some more joking around (with Greedler Kev thrown into the mix), two ask blogs were made, @ask-the-rt-cler and @ask-greedler-kev . And this is when the fun starts.

The two at first were rather aggressive exes; they didn’t like thinking of each other, and they didn’t want to talk about each other. However, Greedler Kev (affectionately nicknamed Kevler by the Onceler Dan Discord server we have) made some posts pining for Dancler (Onceler Dan). Later on, Dancler made some posts that caused us to pressure Dancler into admitting he, too, cares for Kevler. I pressured him the most, causing Dancler to DM me personally, threatening to take my kneecaps. I then pulled a fast one; to prove to Dancler he loves Kevler, I ask Kevler out on a date. This angers Dancler immensely. Then, Kevler accepts my request, causing me to panic. An anon tells Kevler I was just using Kevler to get closer to Dancler, which causes me to confess that the reason I had asked him out was to get him back together with Dancler. This angers Dancler EVEN MORE, causing him to yell at me via DMs. This situation would cause some tension between our relationship and our later interactions. This would be the moment I’d get called Lorax Slime, or Slorax for short. Why did Kevler and Dancler break up? You see, Dancler was a man that gave Kevler as much as he could, and a man that would work endlessly to prove that he was worthy of Kevler. The day before Kevler proposed to Dancler, merging companies as a topic arose. Dancler says he’d put business first always; the reasoning for this was that he wanted to make it on his own to make Kevler proud. This caused a fight between the two, and Kevler got drunk in despair. Kevler pulls an infidelity move as a result, and the rest is history. Both blame themselves for what happened that night; Kevler blames himself for his actions and for ruining everything, while Dancler blames himself for not being enough and not giving enough to Kevler. My relationship with Dancler and Kevler? Complicated, to say the least. Kevler later asks me out, which I was very wary about, before I simply accepted. Dancler knows my true motives for doing so (trying to put Kevler and Dancler back together), and says that I’ll break and shatter Kevler. Dancler is also upset I’m with Kevler. Kevler trusts me and appreciates me, though I have no idea how long that’ll last. The season finale? The season finale starts with lovely ex-employee Denial aka @miss-sims-nerd calling out Dancler, causing Dancler to try to talk with Kevler. This interaction crashes roughly thanks to @lumpyspaceprincessismybitch , who is a large reason a lot of drama and issues arise between Dancler, Kevler, and me.

Kevler: I'm having grave concerns about our relationship.

Slime: [nervously] ...You are?