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Running down new wooden stairs with socks on #slick #slipperysocks #Imagine #deathbystairs

Running down new wooden stairs with socks on #slick #slipperysocks #Imagine #deathbystairs

Running down new wooden stairs with socks on #slick #slipperysocks #Imagine #deathbystairs

Single and Saved-Slippery Sock Chronicles: "Why are you single? It must be something wrong with you." That is the common line I get when I first meet a guy. I normally give a puzzled look at first and ask, "Well aren't you single too? Oh wait, you are married? Still living with your wife. Oh, grown apart. I see. Does she know you are out here in these streets trying to pick up single women?" Go away Slippery Cunning Socks with your married but separated stories. Get a divorce or get a therapist. Stop trying to bring innocent women in your mess. No, there is nothing "wrong" with me. I just choose to be single over being a mistress. Yes, I know, it gets lonely out in these streets especially during the winter. I'll wait. I have mink blankets and heaters. No time for non-sense. #Single #Saved #Standards #NoSharing #SlipperySocks #SameStory