#slimthicccal

val i just died idfjkdjk like he surprises you by just randomly showing up and he catches you so easily when you jump into his arms oof that’s hot and holding you?? up against the door??? oh my god PLEASE like your back is against the door and his hands are gripping your thighs with your legs wrapped around his hips and pressing into you as much as it’s possible and his stupidly nice lips sucking and biting into your neck and his scruff is tickling your skin but it feels so fucking good and your hands are in his hair ughguhgugufjgjk i wanna die

So i have a few things to say before i jump into my follow forever for 2018!           (ps i made the header for this post. i cut out the pic of calum, outlined it in white, put it over the black background, added lettering, and then drew stars & dots 3 different times and put them together to create the gif. also i KNOW that there is a little black line on the left slide.... i didnt see it until after i finished this and im not redoing it LOL.  i wasnt even planning on b&w but it looks good ngl)

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR 5K??? This is literally insane. Why do so many of you enjoy my (mostly) b&w 5sos blog so much LOL Also, thank you for putting up with my rants, drama, and calum obsession 24/7 because it probably gets annoying. I would also like to point out that December 21, 2015 is my blogs birthday :’) Shes gonna be 3 this year. 

Lastly,I put out a poll on my blog earlier today, sent to close friends as well, and asked yall to vote for my URL options. caelumcal was an option. Someone submitted that i make it caelumhood instead and i FELL IN LOVE!!!!! caelum is  actually a constellation and is latin for heaven. so.... naturally is fits the one and only Calum T. Hood perfectly?? ANYWAYS! caelumhood will be my 2019 url :’)

Now.. Without further ado,,, My 5k follow forever!  (also i hope there are no spelling mistakes?? who knows though because im illiterate)

Hi guys, I decided to create a lgbtgroupchat for 5sos fans! Anyone in the community is welcome to join.

How to join:

- You must be following me and paige (@calum-hood)

- you must have iMessage!

-fill out the form!

That’s pretty much it! I really wanted to create a groupchat for lgbt fans to make more friends with people. I’m looking for maybe 10-15 people if we get certain amount of application but I would be fine with 7-8 people. Don’t be afraid to ask questions about the groupchat! 💓

Ash is also stubborn and hard-headed, he is opinionated and he will not hesitate to share them even if theyre not fully formed, as has been established, slytherins are not intrinsically evil and thats why hufflepuffs are good friends for them, hufflepuffs know better than to believe that and so for Ashtons domineering, clever, ambitious, determined personality I say he is a slytherin through and through. As for Cal, mans is a whole hufflepuff. He is loyal to his loved ones to no end (2/?)

the same can be said for Ashton with regard to loyalty, but I think the real defining thing for cal is that hes humble AS FUCK (not to say that ash isnt, but ash is loud about it) Cal just loves his friends and family, he is careful about who he trusts but he isnt particularly judgmental. Cal is happy to be in the background just being supportive and definitely dedicated and passionate about what he does but hes not about the spotlight hes just here for a good time with his friends (3/?)

I just think maybe as a collective we got the houses a lil backwards for cal and ash (and ashton definitely walks the line between the two houses but in my heart of hearts hes a whole slytherin). To sum up, Cal is hufflepuff and Ash is slytherin for the aforementioned reasons - based on my perceptions of them as people. (side note your mobile theme is giving me huff vibes and i fux with it). The end. 😘

honestly,,,, i really like this omg. i can totally see Ashton as a Slytherin with how he is in the band, almost like the driving force to always pushing the band forward, and Calum def has Hufflepuff traits. i fuck with it.