Had a dream where I was in a parent-teacher conference with Han Solo and Princess Leia about their son Ben. I said he had a streak of anger to him that frequently led to other students being bitten. Dad claimed it was most likely just him teething (all my students were two years old).
I offered to keep chewing toys to help with his problems, but Mom was worried about him "chewing toys like a dog all day" instead of actually learning anything at school. I said the chewing toys would most likely help him relax enough to actually become interested in school, and Dad snorted, "Most likely? So you don't even know what he needs". I then asked if they wanted their son to continue hurting other children, and they both left in a huff, insisting that this was all a phase and he'd grow out of it once all his baby teeth came in.
...even in my dreams, parents are still rude it seems.
