#sleeplessly

Birthday: March 13th

Gender: Cis female

Relationship: I used to have a healthy relationship with these two lovely people called Food and Sleep, but now Sleep’s fucked off and things with Food are a bit complicated. Also I’m single and feeling romantically frustrated, which is a new and wholly strange experience for me, being as I am a commitment-phobe in general. 

Zodiac: Pisces. My best friend when I was 10 was very into astrology, so thanks to her I get to live life knowing that my rising sign is Capricorn and my moon sign is Taurus, which means those “the signs as...” posts are far more complicated than they should be for me. But normally make more sense. Who knew. 

Favourite Colour: At the moment I’m dressing mainly in black, white, purple and burgundy. So that sort of colour palette is working great right now. 

Pets: I have a cat. She is useless. She is called Minette. I have had her for 13 years and yet still she believes that I am out to kill her. She is not a pet, she is a lodger who occasionally permits tummy rubs but most of the time just spends her life in a state of panic and confusion. She is also very thick. I want dogs. All the dogs ever, but specifically a black cockapoo and also a beagle. 

Waking and Sleeping Times: Well. It’s currently 6am. I am not yet sleepy. I will most likely not wake until 3pm. My life is a mess. Help. 

Love or Lust: Normally lust. Currently an unfamiliar desire for snuggles with kisses mixed in. It’s revolting. Take it away. 

Cats or Dogs: Dogs dogs dogs. Cats are wonderful beings but my love for dogs knows no bounds. 

Coke or Pepsi: Coke

Day or Night: Night, by virtue of my fucked up sleep schedule, not by choice. 

Text or Calls: Email? Not because I am a dinosaur but because typing is more convenient than texting, and comes without the existential horror of when it is appropriate/expected to use an emoji and if so which one. Also ‘xxx’ bane of my life.

Makeup or Natural: Makeup. 

Meet a Celebrity: I sold a mug to Dara O’Briain and advised him about paints?

Smile or Eyes: Both

Intelligence or Attraction: Sense. Of. Humour. Imperative. Often comes with intelligence (or at the very least, it helps) so I’ll go with that. 

Chapstick or Lipstick: Lipstick. 

Last Song I Listened to: Ubi Caritas by Ola Gjeilo. Before that, What’d I Miss from Hamilton. 

Rule: Tag 9 people you want to get to know better

uuugh. Actually I’m going to tag people who I should be in touch with but am not (guys I miss you)