Jul 20
i'm a jeff the lover not a jeff the fighter
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i'm a jeff the lover not a jeff the fighter
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
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“Happenstance can wait for tomorrow
'Cause you got to do it right
Your shoulders flow from neck like a wine bottle's
Bear them broad tonight”
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Redesign of No Blues by Los Campesinos!, one of my absolute favorite albums in the world
what if mormonism was about worms and it was called wormonism and it was founded by joseph slime
*gets down on one knee* will you... eat my marriageberry
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
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hermit crab petplay where you take off all your tight fitting clothes (your shell) and then i give you new looser clothes that fit more comfortably (a bigger shell)
romeo and juliet au where everything is the same but the montagues are called the jumpers and the capulets are called the poppers
me: Man... i haven't really had any good jokes to post on here lately. i think i have a classic case of poster's block. how am i gonna get out of this slump?
the enchanted amulet around my neck that i found in the girls' love section of barnes and noble: *hums ominously*
me: you're so right queen blogging is the least of my worries when i yearn to feel the tender touch of a woman
vanessa hudgens if she was a horse: basically what we're gonna do is prance