#sleep fandom

call me zhuge liang the way i am sleeping

bro sorry I didn’t answer your text I was desperately asleep. I was squonking my shoo like you would not believe. I was suckling at the teat of Hypnos, not in a baby way but in an extremely sex way. I caught way over the limit of Z’s. I went so deep into dreamland I picked up the local patois. Coma patients are accusing me of appropriating their culture. My soul was doing the dead man’s float in an ocean of stars. My sleep aura was so powerful it made birds drop out of the sky. Goodnight Moon is getting a second edition because of me. I slept so hard my bed is all crumpled up like a used tissue. I was so tired bro

You’re not you when you snickers. Have a sleep

Is anyone else part of the sleep fandom?