#skyrim script

girl you got a lil somethin on your neck.

I dunno I like "skyrim script" being very meta and broken in a way that alludes to being an extension/tool of the player, something cosmic beyond that world that tries oh so hard to pretend to be normal. Except when she dont care or notice, for exemple in vigilant when they get my boy Gore, I locked tf in through that quest yall.

But also imagine this hoe walking around with THAT, never aknowleging it, the muscles and such spamsming when she speaks and no blood left to bleed - it dont even seem to hurt anymore it's like she's made of Something Else Altogether. Or imagine watching your friend get gutted and just. Walk it off and push her insides back in cuz she thinks no one's looking. Imagine her pain and other feelings being all theatrics so when there's no one nearby she just jumps off cliffs, thus being so incredibly reckless when with a party because she forgot how to play mortal in the timeskip between oblivion and skyrim (maybe she only exists when shes being percieved? So she was only A Concept during that time) Such a fun idea, specially if not even she knows where the line is drawn, having true genuine feelings but not knowing for sure which is which. Does she even know what she is? Does it matter?

On the same page:

Pov you're about to get chomped

no but seriously why did he land ontop of me i was stuck like this for most of the fight (ignore me accidentally healing the enemy, i misclicked and my bias towards dragons has nothing to do with that ok shh)

he's really considering taking a lil bite outta this man's hair yall im telling you. jus a nibble. it must be whatever fancy shi he puts on his hair, must smell eatable

he was really interested in the conversation tho, his head was going back and forth as we spoke it was funny (no i dont know why bro is standing like that either)

what is bro selling (he drank everything for sure) (dont ask why Tal is on the floor I dont know how he did that)

anyway i joined him on the floor

was Pondering The Flames and the boy came over immediatly, a woman cant even be edgy alone no more this bosmer ruins my Evil vibe

i commited a crime and he keeps side eyeing the guards cuz he knows i'll get caught the moment i open my mouth

bonus: the addition of Little Creatures really makes the game 1000 times more alive and why is the rat kinda cute look at his face

Vibing

Vibing even more bro is thriving

Now we're vibing with a bodyguard; idunno where he got the mug from but good for him. Val sat all the way back there he's still mad at me for saving that one woman in marcath and getting attention from the guards

Gore joined him :(

these mfs abandoned me.

He's back, I think he felt bad.

I know hes pissed I couldnt wait til we got inside to read the fkin mail. Remi and Val looking at eachother like you see this shit. Tal is the only smart one way back on cover.

gore looks cute in the outfit but ig hes weirded out by me cooing at him like he's a puppy wearing fancy shoes. Shouldnt look so comfy then. Look at him living a normal, safe life, you go buddy you deserve it so much. Meanwhile i look like a dragon sucked the soul outta me instead of the oppossite. "My hands look like this so her hands can look like this" core. yknow the post.

he always walks INTO of my camera without fail when I'm talking to someone new, bud do you have something to say. He's always so very close it's funny. dw i wont abandon you bro. wait why is he so tall is he standing on a corpse

something glitched and i could not for the life of me figure out who that was for a moment. Who IS that man what did you do to nebarra. his mouth dont even move when he speaks its so cursed put it BACK.

Gore very much doesnt want me to buy this house for some reason. Or maybe he just saw nebarra without a helmet. He looks so distressed and for what

sleeping again cuz i look so comfy?? And when I put bedrolls for everyone and they decided to stand and stare at me instead. Bitch cant sleep in skyrim.

bitch also cant bathe in skyrim they be seeing through walls (and floor i think hes below). I AM IN A BATHTUB WASHING OFF THE BLOOD OF OUR ENEMIES IN MY OWN HOUSE SHUT UP. Why do all of them make sure to take turns commenting so very loudly about my nakedness whenever i do this, what happened to privacy.

They also comment on their own nakedness when they walk into a place that auto disables their armor like the tubs. You do not need to announce every time you take a bath bro. Gore keeps going "Why am i naked is there a reason for this?" My brother in Talos you walked into the tub. Do you not know what a bath is. Also occasionaly they'll just come and sit in the tub with me, like brother we close but not THAT close what the hell.

I. I didnt know he could do that but pop off girl. I kinda wanna draw her with scrap on her shoulder like that now. Also look at the replacer I like it. The outfit also. Trynna dress em up like barbies.

bro youre not supposed to be there get back on the stand you're a manequin. I blame Nebarra for taking his helmet off again. Cursed sight. Also funny comment since I've BEEN to oblivion a few buncha times.

anyway i fus roh dah'd the guy out of MY chair with MY brothas. They do not seem amused (he'd dead i think. the people are too busy partying in the background to notice)

on the same vein:

bowl 👍(gore's stance.)

girl your vampire is showing stop aura farming let the guys thru

Valerius Seranus when i get your ass

+ Taliesin's reaction

(val and gore looking like when you're waiting for you friend to notice you hid their pen or something when they were in the bathroom)

my mum said my character looks very Evil and shi but like

I think she's just... yeah... she resigned herself to her fate, what else can I say. True to life.

and finally, diaognal dog colection: