sketch 1, âevery timeâ
MIHNA - Woman in her late 20âs, loves dive bars
WAYLEN - Man in his late 20âs, loves beer pong
[SETTING: MIHNA and WAYLEN are having sex in WAYLENâS bed in his dark room.]
Oh hey, uh, I just wanted to let you know that Iâm really not looking for a relationship right now.
Um, what? Why are you talking about relationships?
Well, I just want to be honest, you know? I just donât want anyoneâs feelings getting hurt.
Uh, okay, but thereâs no chance of my feelings getting hurt, so can we please just focus?
I just want to be really clear that Iâm not in a place to make any commitments. Iâm really busy with work, and, I mean Iâm sorry. I wish I could be more to you than just a really incredible lay.
Iâm really okay with this just being sex. But if you could just cut down on the chitchat itâd really help me out.
Wait, what-- this is just sex to you?
Yes, but THIS is BARELY sex. Please just shut your mouth and look pretty.
 [WAYLEN moves MIHNA off of him. MIHNA sighs.]
Dude, thatâs not cool. If you come home with me you should at least want to go on a date with me.
No, no, I donât want to go on a date, and please donât make me breakfast.
Wow, youâre being really disrespectful. Here I am, opening up to you, and youâre saying you only see me as a sexual object.
Look, Iâll still respect you tomorrow.
This is exactly why you canât be my girlfriend. Iâm the kind of guy who can talk about my feelings and doesnât just hide behind
We both donât want to date. There is no problem here. Can we just finish, please? Itâs too late to go another guyâs place.
What?! Youâre sleeping with other people? Wow, I did not think you were that kind of a girl, like I did not think you were someone who just slept around.
I made a big mistake letting some sex-crazed woman come here and use me like this. Iâm feeling pretty violated. I really need you to leave.
Youâre just gonna give up on us that easily?! I thought we had something!